Hermione: I sure hope Ron doesn't find out about this.
Harry: Me too. Even though he's my best friend I couldn't resist this.
Hermione: Oh Harry, I love you. Also, that's the wrong hole, you fool.
Harry: Oops, my bad.
-RON WOKE UP TO THE LOUD MOANING
Ron: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!!!!!!!
Hermione: Ron, th-this isn't what it looks like.
Ron: Shut the fuck up, u slut because it looks like you're fucking my best friend.
Harry: Don't talk to her like that
Ron: Oh shut the fuck up, you girlfriend stealer. I can't believe this shit, you're supposed to be my best FUCKING friend you whore
Harry: She was never your girlfriend because she's been sucking my dick every night.
Hermione: Guys, please don't fight.
Ron: Oh don't act all innocent, u little bitch. You know what, fuck u both, I'm going back to bed.
Harry: Have fun fucking your comforter, I got me a real bitch.
