After a great pailing between cronus ampora and kankri vantas, giggles were heard coming from their bed room door. Cro sat up, pulled his boxer back on and threw shoes and whatever he could find at their lil brothers. Why are eridan and karkat here? play date at the ampora's. When the kids were found out, cronus chased them down the hall, down the flight of stairs and around the house. Kankri followed after cleaning up. Signless and Dualscar were in the kitchen, drinking and shootin the breeze when the boys came running in, yelling at how they caught their older brothers in the act of pailing. The fathers blush, choking on their rum and wine. Cronus sneers at the lil trolls, growling at them. Kankri sighs, face palming and sits on one of the couches by the stairs. The brothers run around more from cronus, jumping over the furniture and dashing up to eridan's room. Cronus follows, but falls over onto kranki's lap in a spread eagle position. The dads ignore the chasing, yelling, and swearing as the joys of parenting, till they walked into the living room just as cronus fell on kankri.
Signless: What was that?
Cronus: Come back here you lil shits! Your crusin for a brusin!
Eridan: W-What ever Cro.
Karkat: Fuck you, Asshole!
Kankri: Karkat! Languge. Cronus please remove your crotch from infront of my face.
Cro: Oh. Sorry cheif.
Signless: Are you boys o - what the?!
Cronus moves off kankri, the teens flushed but not as red as signless. He pulls his sweather clad son into his arms.
Signless: Kankri do you want to go home?
Kankri: its fine father. besides, i wanted to ask if i could sleep over with cronus.
The signless, who had retired to a preacher of sorts, is flushed pale white. while he understands kankri is a young adult troll, he has sworn to celibacy, or has he found someone who is worth forsaking his vow, just as he was many sweeps ago. signless sighs, holding onto kankri's sholders.
Signless: if you wish. i will support you in all you do, my son.
kankri couldnt replay becuase he was whisked upstairs by cronus, back to his room. signless stood petrified in place. dualscar sauntered up to the father and offered more wine.
back in cronus' room, kankri is laying on the bed, his legs dangling off the edge with cro between them
K: cronus what are you doing?
C: loving you.
K: and do you have to take my pants back off to do this?
C: yea. i want to show you i love all of ya.
cronus continued to strip kankri down to nothing and kiss the chrerry blooded troll's bulge to life. you would know more about this, but kankri spotted you watching from the window. how did you get up there? and how did you get in this dream bubble? either way, kankri was very upset and shut the blinds. you curse under your breath and leave this dream bubble cause its stupid and your host apologies as this did not go the way you thought it would. the hostess offers you a bowl of a variety of candies.
sorry for the lame ending. i ran out of ideas, my writers well is dry. thank you everyone for inspiring this piece of hot mess. also, sorry for spelling, I'm editing this before breakfast. hope yall like it! please leave comments. im doing requests and will get to those when my writer's well is full
