There once lived a very clever badger who loved to play snooker. One day he went out on his small fancy boat and accidently went into a small water fall, he said "I feel like my favourite blackberry and apple crumble, being covered by thick warm tasty custard." It trigged a lever in his mind telling him to go down to the shops and get some blackberry and apple crumble and not forgetting the thick warm tasty custard. So the very clever badger who loved to play snooker did, he went down to the shops and got some. On the way home he passed a tramp, the tramp came up to him begging. The badger stared at the tramp for a couple of seconds and screamed, watching the tramp run away and to never be seen again! When the very clever badger who loved to play snooker got back home with his shopping, he found some cat poop on the door mat outside of his door. He strangely poked it and then kicked it into his neighbours face, who was watching him on the other side of the hedge.
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