Why do I even like you?

put down the bloody game

hello, it's i. the weird and strange author. i'm writing this in lower case since i can't be bothered to change my keyboard to auto caps. hades loves video games. don't touch him while he's playing or speak to him or even make to much noise. he'll kill you.

that's not a joke.

so usually when he plays video games i only get grunts and nudges in response for pleads for affection.
rude.
anyways yesterday i finally found out how to get him off the bloody console. i shall share my scientific discovery with you all today

(i'm a dork)

the hades was in its natural habitat. lols jk. hades was sitting i front of the tv and i was trying to get his attention. i was
poking him
biting him
pinching him
punching him
nudging him
hugging him
kissing him
kicking him
playing music in his ears
blowing in his face
playing with hair

and he didn't. fucking. flinch.

i was in despair. i didn't know what to do. i walked over to him and sat with my back touching his. i asked him how long until he stopped playing. he said five hours. i groaned. but theeennn, this little potato genius had an ideaaa. i moved to sit beside him and said, "hades, if you don't put down the bloody game, i'm going to break up with you."

his eyes snapped onto me instantly. he looked at me and then looked at the screen. i think he realized he had completely ignored me the whole day playing overwatch. his eyes kinda softened and he said in the mic, "guys i gotta go, cause i've been a total ass."
i got up and sat on the sofa. he sat next to me. he picked me up and sat me sideways on his lap.
"i'm sorry, doll."
i ignored him.
"i'm sorry, baby."
nope.
"you leave me no choice."
he starts tickling me. i'm very ticklish so i was suppressing my urge to laugh. eventually though he began tickling my feet and i started laughing. he sat me back up and looked me in the eye.
"i'm super sorry. please please please forgive me for ignoring you." he thought i was still mad. what i was actually thinking.

awww, i can't fucking say no to that pout. sure he was a dick but he stopped. awwwwwwww shit.

"fine."

he started smiling and said, "video games are never going to be more important than you. you know why?"

oh shit. no no no no no no no. don't say it do not say it i'm gonna die of cuteness boi don't sa-

" i love you, princess."

me

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i kissed him cause honestly he looked really cute and i can never stay mad at my best friend.

hypothesis: if i say i'll break up with him he'll put it down

observation: as always,

i was right