Note: In this Oneshot, we are in the Creatures Of The Night era.
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I was with Paul, Gene, Vinnie, and Eric Carr at the recording studio.
It was a really big house and one morning, I decided to prank them.
Paul said that he wanted Coco Puffs cereal for breakfast, and so did the others.
I then went into the kitchen where they couldn't see me.
Vinnie was sitting next to Eric Carr on one side of the table.
Paul and Gene were sitting next to each other on the other side.
I took out a bag of dog food and used a measuring cup to make sure that I was pouring the right amount in the bowl.
To make it seem like I was actually pouring cereal into the bowl, I took out the Coco Puffs cereal box, opened it, and set it on the kitchen counter.
After that, I poured in some milk and grabbed four spoons.
When I came back to where the band was waiting for me, they were all pretty hungry after countless hours of rehearsal.
"I'm starving"!
Eric Carr immediately stuck his white reusable spoon and took a big bite.
Vinnie was eating his breakfast slowly as he wanted to take his time.
Like the Fox, Gene was also in a hurry.
Paul was like Vinnie, but was in a hurry to go work on more songs for the new KISS record.
A few minutes later, I was sitting in the living room near the kitchen while reading out of a rock band magazine.
"What is this"?
Gene licked his lips as he slowly tasted the food and then he swallowed.
Eric Carr wasn't really paying attention, because he was still eating.
Vinnie was also beginning to notice the funny taste of the Coco Puffs cereal.
"Vinnie, what's mine taste like to you"?
The Demon asked, allowing the Ankh Warrior to inspect his bowl.
Vinnie bent his head down and took a sniff.
"Oh my god...this is not Coco Puffs cereal".
He sniffed it again and then Paul Stanley picked up a piece and bit into it without the milk.
"What is it Vinnie, man"?
Eric Carr asked.
Vinnie looked up at others with a look of horror on his face.
"It's dog food".
Everyone immediately got up and either went to the bathroom to throw up, or wash the nasty taste with something else to drink.
I burst into laughter and then Vinnie began to realize that I had pranked him and the band all at once.
"Blaaaahhhhhhh"!
Paul spluttered, as he got on his knees in front of the toilet and held up his hair.
"I can't believe that you just fed us freakin dog food"!
Gene grumbled at me.
But I just continued to laugh and laugh at their funny reactions.
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KISS Oneshots (8)
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