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Ok so basically Sonia was watching a hentai jacking off cuz apparently she is actually a he, but whatever.
Then she starts to get very Very VERY VERY hungry. So she went to her hoverboard and speed off to Walmart to get some Frosted Flakes which by the way is like 200 miles away.

Over half way there, Miu Iruma ran out of the woods (who was probably high af) and started to charge at Sonia screeching "LILY! LILY! WHY DID U ATTACK OUR BUD WILBO!? HE WAS DOING SO WELL AT HANGING THE MTN!"

"AHHHHHH FUCK WHAT THE HELL!" Sonia yelled very confused. Sonia then picked up her hoverboard and slammed it on Miu's head, killing her instantly.

"Ah shit! Son of a bitch!"Sonia realized what she done and quickly got rid of the body and speed the fuck to Walmart

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"Ah shit! Son of a bitch!"
Sonia realized what she done and quickly got rid of the body and speed the fuck to Walmart.

After reaching Walmart, Sonia saw Kiyotaka Ishimaru and Mondo Owada holding hands.

"hA! tHaTs GaY!" Sonia yelled out to the 2 homosexuals. "Fuck you! U r probably single anyways!" The taller one said Angrily.

Fuck, he's right Sonia thought. "Uhhh... well you're a cunt!" "Whatever." Mondo said walking away with ishimaru. "Ok now I'm sad..."

Sonia then went to the inside of Walmart, but then being greeted by Nagito Komaeda. "Have you seen my child? He's been missing for 3 weeks, his name is Saki Hinata. Please help me." "Wtf Nagito, we don't even have a child, Sonia I'm so sorry, just forget that even happened." Said Hajime Hinata. And with that, they left.

"... well alright then." Sonia said

Sonia then went to get the Frosted Flakes and go to the cash register which by the way is Makoto Naegi. "... Frosted Flakes, that's it?" He said. "Yep" said Sonia cheerfully. "Bruh, u fucking weird." "It's Frosted Flakes, it's fucking delicious." Sonia said offended. "Ok, they good, but there is so many options you could of chose instead of Frosted Flakes and also that's all you're buying." " THEY ARE NOT GOOD, THEY ARE FUCKING DELICIOUS!!!" Sonia said full of rage, so much so, she even punched Makoto, killing him because Sonia is soo strong.

Once she realized what she has done, she speed the fuck out of the store so she wouldn't be suspected.
And once she got home, she ate the whole Entire box, and fell asleep, dreaming of becoming a worm.

The end

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