The Promise We Made [Naruto High Fanfic]

5. The Stupid Moron

5. The Stupid Moron

***HIDAN'S POV***

Light enters my eyes as I curse wearily. I shift over and see the blue headed idiot with a book over his head. I guess I woke up early. The moron must've been studying all night. His books are all piled up on the coffee table.

"Fuckin... Smartass." I groan while tossing the sheets over my head. "Why'd you have to spend the whole night reading anyways?"

He can be so annoying sometimes. Glancing over again, I sneer at the way his hair dangles from underneath the book. I don't really know if that motivated me to walk over the stupid kid and lift the book slowly from his pale face.

I couldn't help but stare at the way his face resembles a girl. His shut eyes had such long eyelashes. His stupid mouth was curved downwards. He had such, pinkish lips, I couldn't help but scowl and look someplace else.

Even his hair was extremely long. It already reached his shoulders, and the only way he could actually look like a guy is with it tied up.

What the hell am I thinking?! Why am I observing this retard?! It's not like he's anything special!

I turn on my heel stubbornly and stalk off into the washroom where I comb my messy hair back. I quickly slip on my clothes and my pendant. [of sworn allegiance to Jashin]

Yawning tiredly, I shut the door behind me, not bothering to wake the moron up. Maybe it was out of pity...? I don't really care.

"Goooood morning~" A cheerful voice interrupts my thought process.

I crack a single eye open to see the ugly sight of last night's raven head idiot. Silver's brother Ryouka.

Wait what the hell is he doing here?! He doesn't live here so- "Oi! What the hell are you doing in our house?!" I bark loudly. "How the hell did you get in?!"

"Shhhhh" He hushes just as loud. "Silver-chan is sleeping. Let him sleep, would you scatterbrain?"

I grow a vein as I try to not pummel the the crap out of him. "I said... What are you doing here, idiot?!" I say through grit teeth.

"Well, since Silver has an exam today so I thought I would cook a little something for her~" Ryouka chimes, presenting a tray of mashed up onigiri. "Tada!"

"It looks like shit." I state bluntly as Ryouka pouts. "The rice isn't supposed to be scrambled everywhere. At least make it look like a fucking ball of rice."

"Ehh? Don't be so mean Hidan-kun!" Ryouka whines childishly. I sigh in annoyance. "Besides, its the thought that counts right?!"

"Why are you all so loud?" Konan groans entering the room. "Good morning, Ryouka-san."

". . . Ryouka-san?!" She exclaims, shocked. "W-w-what are you doing here?!"

Ryouka smiles. "I'm making my younger si--brother some onigiri!" He replies cheerfully. "Would you like to try some?"

Konan stares at the platter before shrinking away. "No thanks, I'm not hungry." She replies. "Now could someone wake Silver up?"

Konan stares at me. Aggrivated, I growl lowly. "Why should I wake up the moron?"

"I can wake up Silver." Itachi volunteers, poking his head into the kitchen. "If you don't mind myself going into your room, Hidan."

My eyes grow wide as he smirks, adjusting his glasses. Mumbling some incoherent words, I storm towards my room, shooting a glare at the raven megane. [lol]

I shove open the door to find Silver, his back turned towards me, as he buttons up his shirt. He doesn't flinch as I walk closer.

"Oi! Idiot!"