The cast walk in to the local target after seeing a 50% sale on fluffy pepe socks. Jaeden is the first to walk through the door speaker in hand blasting Africa - Toto clout goggles and all. "Isn't this the reddie song?" Chosen questioned to Finn and Jack, "yes, yes it is cho cho" Finn said while starting to cry. "Eddie deserved life!" Jack dramatically said clutching his chest while crying. Finn ripped off Jaedens clout goggles, attempting to put them on Jack, accidentally stabbing his eye in the process, earning a "What the fuck Finnegan!" From a speed talking Jack. . "GUYS THE PEPE SOCKS!" Sophia screamed, attracting a few questioning glances from passing customers. "Shit we almost forgot!" Wyatt yelled. They sprinted across the store losing a few in the process. Finn and Jack in the first aid isle (because jack wanted Peppa pig bandaids because they are absolutely necessary in the correct lifestyle apparently), and Chosen and Jeremy who went to adopt a bottle of tide. Once the remaining losers had successfully completed their mission and acquired the fluffy Pepe socks, they set of to collect the other humans.Wyatt and Jaeden found Jeremy and Chosen, along with their tide baby who they named Cha'quavius (for some reason).Jaeden was playing the Pokémon app. Until he violently screeched... "JEREMY PUT THE FUCKING TIDE DOWN THERES A POKÉMON ON IT" but Jeremy didn't listen. So Jaebae smacked Cha'quavius's ass to the floor. The tide child spilled everywhere.... they got kicked out.. Ramen hair called the others who were children of Jesus so they weren't kicked out. They then purchased the Pepe socks and bandages. But little did they know.. pennywhore was the cashier. And then Mrs Kersh's 500 million cats came in and scratched his face off. Once they were all out. Sophia came up with a brilliant idea to go get a wrecking ball (because that's totally normal) and beat the shit out of the wall. So they did and they broke in and stole all the cartoon bandages (requested by Jack) and tide children along with all he milk and scooters.so they could roll along the streets while chugging milk because they are all so badass. They trapped all the employees in a storage bin. (Because they can definitely fit in it)and wheeled it under a shelf. They left and Jaeden had to run back because he forgot his clout goggles and speaker. And blasted they see me rolling while going in circles on scooters and chugging milk. THE END
