Santa Mike was standing by the Christmas tree when he saw Little Helper Penny. He thought to himself "oOoOOoOoo she looking dummy thick and I want that ass. "
He started fantasizing about El Rudo and his buldge. He said loudly "El Rudo is dummy T H I C C and smexy I liky liky. "
El Rudo screamed at him " MAN WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT MY ARSE FOR BOIIIIIIII. "
Santa Mike said calmly " Sorry I wanted to say that Little Helper Penny is DUMMY DUMMY T H I C C and I like that."
El Rudo calmed down and answer " Ok then man we cool. "
Little Helper Penny came over and said "I like you too Santa T H I C C Mike"
And after the party Santa Mike and Little Helper Penny went and had 9beers with each other and left because the holidays were over. TO BE CONTINUED
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How santa mike got his first pp
Short StoryThis is the story about El Rudos Buldge. No it is not, just read the fucking manga.