Hanigko Meets KouKouKou!

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     Minamoto KouKouKou appeared on the roof wearing a white KKK robe, wielding a staff to exorcise spirits and civil rights. He ferociously jumped down before Hanigko and proclaimed "Hanigko I've come to exorcise you and end your crimes! Your spirit is so dark that it seeps through your skin colour!" KouKouKou held onto his staff preparing to smite the undead black man.

     Hanigko simply smirked back. "You're no match for me KouKouKou. Not because you're weak, but because your white supremacy won't be enough to stop my African genes!"

     Hanigko whipped out his hood ass knife as KouKouKou charged a bolt of purifying thunder from his staff. "Let's see how much more you can look burnt, Hanigko!" KouKouKou yelled as he flinched from the backfire leaving the scar in his fragile white hands.

     Hanigko pulled up wit' his boys and beat that man's ass so hard till he could never want anymore chocolate ever again.

Racism was no more--or so they thought.

To Be Continued...

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