the TRUE story of god

How i lost my cucumber

Princedds pov again

I was so angrwy
How D A R E mcfuckin date milky instead of me
I'm so sexy hot that mcfuckin has to love me
Tsubaba too

I need all the love
And I decided that because mcfuckin betrayed me I had to kill him
I had no other choice
So I went to the black market and bot a sharp knife and. A chainsaw
I will make him all mine and only mine
He will only belong to me because I love him so much and he's so hot we will forever love each other and date all times
It will be the best
So anyways I went to mcfuckinngs house and knocked in the dirt with the chainsaw behind my back so he'd answer
He did
He looked just as smelt as ever and wore only his underwear for some reason
"I been expecting you" said he
"Why tho? You u cheated on me so you must die now" I say with tears on my eyeballs as I whipped out the chainsaw
Mcfuckin was much surprised
"Were did you get that?!?!?!?!1?" He asked in shock
"The best place" and I stabbed him in the hed with the chainsaw
He is dead now
I am kinda sad
Time to kill milky too
Diaper and dip n dots appeared suddenly
"Mommy why are you sad?" They ask at the same time
I cry so sad😥 the chainsaw in my hands "mcfuckin is all dead and I miss him so much"

"Didn't you kill him though?" Asked diaper and I stabbed him in the stomach
"Princesd has NO FAULTS!!!!!!! Primsesd is sexy and hot and is the victim!!!" UThen I realized I killed him
Whoops
Dip n dots cried and I hugged her "don't worry help me kill your dad now please"
"Ok" she answered and we naruto ran to milkys home

He was dancing in a pile of milk duds when I said "milky, get your ugly lookin face over here"

"Hell no, don't make me get my dad now" he said, stopping his dance

"Who's your dad? " I asked, unscarred
"My daddy is enigma, and he's pissed you didn't welcome him to your party, princess

I shake my head, "i sorry he's just to ugly to invite to my super bestest party and if he is you ur dad it explains why I hate u so much"

He looked triggered then yelled "daddy" and the earth shook And the demon was the first thing that happened

Enigma leaped out of the ground and glared angers with my face

"U bullying my son?" He said

"No I was gonna murder his ass" I said

"Wtf, is that his son dippn dots?!?!" He said with anger

"Princess is my mommy now, she is best mom" He said to the girls that he would just want me and I don't ya

"What did I ever do to you?" Mulky cried with tears sadly

"You didn't buy me fortnight" he said

Then enigma charged to beat me up and an epic battle song started, bold sans

Enigmalittles kicked Primsed on the hair and she grabs his leg and sips him to Alaska and milky cried

"How dare you steal my child and beat my dad in a fire!?"

I laugh and absorb him into my bellybutton toes first