Girls... i don't really understand how to deal with girls. Ever since i got dumped by my very first girlfriend... I did not have the courage to stand up to a girl and ask for her number ever again. Well, not only numbers but i didn't knew how to talk to a girl like i always did before. The way she dumped me, how she cheated me, i just could not take it in... all of it. It was fucking heartless to do that, honestly. Me being the victim... well, only god knows what i felt that time. But why be sad, when there are a million more fishes out there in the sea. You can't just stick to one am i right?
Love isn't an exact science. No one told me that... I never had a second date. So i'm devising a project that will help me find the perfect partner. Project A. Hahahahah, what a simple name for a project, really. But it will bound to be successful, trust me. A study of human attraction... This is gonna be a bumpy ride.
What must i do to make a girl fall for me... Dance? Sing? Have a great muscular six pack abs with large broad chest and a 15 inch dick? I guess some will like it but not ALL. Maybe it has to deal with the way i do things, the way i speak, the way i deal with words... yes. Not only that but also the way i handle myself with girls. I told you this was gonna be a bumpy ride. Anyways, i need to take a break from all these thinking and research, tiring it is. The whole day i've been sitting in front of my computer doing research, jotting down important points and drinking coffee all day long is a bit boring. I'd like something bizarre to drink like something sweet. A juice maybe? Let's just take a break shall we!
Near my house there's a very famous place to get the best orange juice ever.
"Sir, i would like to get the best orange juice you could make here!"
"Oh yeah sure, here ya go si-"
"The FUCK JACK, What the fuck are you doing here at a drink stall?"
Jack, he's that one guy who has girls going for him every single minute of his life, he also has a very good way of himself to talk to girls, his way of treating girls... I like it. Well, if i could make him be the right hand of my Project A, it would be gre-... AHA, that's it, i could drag him into my project, that way, i could use his tactics as well to make me get along well with girls and know how to find the perfect partner.
"Hey, Chris, what brings you here, yeah i'm working here for the time being haha, a bit of money is better than no money at all. So here, your juice"
"Ah hey yeah thanks, wow you make the juice just fine, anyways, i was wondering Jack, if you could help me in a very small project of mine. A project in where we could find the perfect partner for ourselves. How about that Jack?"
"Damn Chris, you're such a fag, you can even get a girl yourself without having to do a stupid project along with trying to get a girl hahaha, but we've been friends for a very long time right? Cheers to being friends for more than 5 years. I'm in, you need my looks, i need your brains haha, in order to get the perfect partner. All right, so where's our first target?"
Alright Jack's in woohoo! A new member added to Project A.
"The first target? We'll have to observe and see about that!"
When suddenly, a fucking hot chick approaches Jack.
"Hi, can i get a juice? The best one here!"
Me and Jack's eyes met.
Our very first target.
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Girls... How?
HumorHaving trouble finding a perfect match for yourself? Well, I, Alexander Christopher, am experiencing that too. But, after making Project A, i now know the ways to find, the perfect partner for us men.