Love and Loss ~Naruto fanfiction~

Chapter 1

*thats chi's katana*
I smiled at the silver haired jonin next to me as he led me to the school I'd be going to. With a role of my eyes, I pushed past him. I already knew where we were going, and I didn't need to be babysat.
"Hey-" I cut him off with a simple wave of my hand. He stopped talking, staring at me as thought I'd grown two heads. And I kinda think I did. But I wouldn't tell him that.
No need to, I thought to myself, chuckling. As we walked into the school, he stopped me right in front of a door. I could hear talking inside it, and sighed.
Yay, school!!!! Note the sarcasm. Butts.
"This is your classroom. Don't kill anyone." Kakashi told me. I just shrugged.
"I'll try not to, you never know." I joked, but by the new look he had. He took it seriously. I sighed, pinching the bridge of my nose. "You ninja really need a sense of humor. Monkeys, gorillas and fluffy unicorns all have better humor than you. Your worse than a rock." With that, I watched him turn and walk away grumbling. I let out another laugh, throwing the door open and stepping in with a smirk. Everything stopped, and every person in the room looked at me.
The teacher looked at me. I stared at his scar and tilted my head laughing. "Who are you?" He asked.
My laughter died in my throat. I gave him a deadpanned look. "I'm Michael Jackson. No, better yet, I'm a crazy missing ninja zombie, and your scar face." I grumbled. This earned a few chuckles, but the teachers face contorted in confusion.
I let out a scream of frustration. "THERES THAT STUPID ROCK HUMOR AGAIN!!!! DO YOU NINJA NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?!?!? DO YOU JUST SIT AND READ ICHA ICHA PARADISE LIKE PIRATE GUY OUT THERE?!?!?!" By the crazy look I got, everyone thought I was insane.
Oh well. I thought I was too.
"Okay..." Scar face said cautiously. "Can I ask my new student what her name is?"
I beamed, nodding. "But of course. My name is Chi."
Scar face nodded. "Well, you can go up there and sit next to Sauske Uchiha." I looked to where he was pointing, and sighed. Nodding, I dragged my feet to the kid with duck butt hair. Oh. Nickname. Nice.
I threw myself into the seat, glaring at nothing with mr. Emo here. When he didn't say anything, I leaned in. "What are we glaring at?" I asked. He turned his glare on me and I raised an eyebrow, unimpressed. Just then, some guys burst into the class, telling Scar face about some kid and some faces. Scar face let out an angry shout, and was gone. I raised another eyebrow, before leaning back in my chair. I felt my sword sheath brush my thigh and sighed, pulling the blade out. I stared at the beautiful red katana, clutching the white bandaged hilt. Everyone stopped and looked at me again as if I was an alien from the moon. I let the sword slide back into the sheath, before I was bombarded with girls.
One with pink hair and green eyes stared at me, smiling creepily. "Do you like anyone here?" She asked
I raised an eyebrow, confused. "Um... I just got here, only person I know is Bowl cut and Pirate man. That's about it."
The other girl with blond hair smiled along with pinkie. Pinkie had a big forehead. Smirking, I listened in on what blonde was saying. "Well, do you think anyone here is cute?"
I looked around. I saw a bored looking boy sighing and a dog boy. Eew, dogs. Then I saw a boy playing with a bug. Hmmm.... But boys kinda creepy but cute. I smirked again and faced the two eager girls. "Sure. Lazy kid over there's cute. Bug boys cute in a creepy 'I want your soul' kinda way. And even though I am against dogs in every way possible, dog boys cute." At that, the girls mouths dropped open and they stared at me as if I said the world was going to end and I was a lesbian.
"WHAT?!" They screeched in sync. "NO ONE ELSE?!" Just then, a boy with blond hair and blue eyes was thrown into the room, and angry Scar face after him.
Smiling, I nodded at the girls. "Yep. Blue eyes down there is pretty good looking. Yeah, he's cute."
"Not Sauske?" Pinkie asked.
At that I started dying, shaking my head. "Eew, no. He's about as ugly as they come." Then I stood and jumped down next to blue eyes, leaving a pair of fuming fan girls. As I landed quietly next to blue eyes, he looked at me. I placed a finger to my lips and he nodded, me taking a kunai out as he did so. Then, just like that, I sawed through the ropes and Scar faces speech. And as Scar face turned to look at us, I hid the kunai, smiling innocently. And as if he knew what I was doing, he tied me up too.
"This is child abuse!" I screamed, struggling against the rope. "I'll scream rape!"
Scar face laughed darkly. "Thanks to Naruto, and our new student Chi, you all will be reviewing the transformation jutsu." Everyone let out a groan, and I screamed.
"Why?!?!?" Scar face smiled at me and I stuck my tongue out at him. "Desperate times call for desperate measures." Then I started smiling.
Scar face looked scared suddenly. "What are you doing? Chi?"
I took a long, deep breath and opened my mouth. "RAAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEE!!!!!!"
A hand clamped down on my mouth and I smirked at Scar face. "Are you done now?" He asked. I nodded, letting him untie me. Then I stood next to Naruto.
"I'm so gonna fail." He groaned. I smirked, before telling him that I wasn't. Then I was called. I passed it easily, then it was Naruto's turn.

Let's just say I almost puked i laughed so hard.