Green leaves. That's all the majestic creature sees as it awakens from its short slumber. It hears high pitched humans close by, one being especially loud and accompanied by an annoying popping sound.
The snow white avian raises it's contrasting orange beak and mischievous, black eyes. It cranes its neck behind it and checks on it's collection of noise makers. They are yellow and make a wonderful ringing sound. It had heard humans refer to them as bells.
It crouched low and quietly made its way through the brush it had made one of its nests in. Unlike most geese this one had several nests, all very well maintained.
It stuck its small head out enough to see five small humans. 'Children' or 'kids' it thought they were called, they were used interchangeably by the 'adults'. Three children were surrounding a downed child and one that seemed to have a plant in it's head, or maybe that was its 'hair'.
Blonde child: "...You're pretending to be a hero, Deku?!"
The three children rushed at the plant boy and intended to strike him with their 'quirks'. The goose didn't think it was normal for the children to want to cannibalize the plant boy. The goose emerged fully from the brush and stood proud at its tall 45 inch height and hjonked loudly.
Ytka: "HJONK!"
The children stumbled in surprise, the one with the red wings flew off course and crashed his large head into a fence, trapping him. The remaining two spun around to face their demise. The child with long fingers exclaimed loudly and stepped behind the ash blonde one. The latter recomposed himself and laughed, then started speaking in human.
The goose didn't know what he was saying but by the tone of his voice and the popping from his hands the goose thought he had been issued a challenge and spread his wingspan to its full length.
Ytka: "HJONK!"
The goose charges at the child and... well... you should already know how powerful Ytka is. After all... p̴̥͎̐e̵̝̿̌ã̵̧͗c̴͈͘e̴̠̙̽͆ ̵̩̒w̵͈̒a̶͆̈́ͅs̶̩̲̒ ̵̪̎n̷͔̓̓ẹ̸̜͗̂v̴̯͇͂e̷̲̅̒r̵̝͖̋ ̶͈̍a̴͕͎̎͛n̸͉͚̈́ ̸̥̒ȏ̸̞̹̋p̵͓̱̈͐t̴̨̞̍̈i̶͈̻̔o̷̗͇͗n̸͔̆͗͜.̴͐ͅ
Time skip
The goose swam around in the small pond with the fish, content with not destroying them for now. Suddenly a splash sounded from behind the apex predator making it lazily swing its head around to find a human object. After a quick observation the goose became disinterested in it. it was neither shiny nor fun to play with.
After a short period a the green headed boy he had seen around the edges of the concrete jungle dragged himself over to the pond and reached for the paper object before noticing the goose in the pond and jumping backwards out of fear. The greenette was frozen for a few tense seconds before he quietly started muttering to himself.
Green boy: "Oh my god it's the goose how am I gonna get my journal back? It'll kill me before I can try. Oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck."
The goose found this muttering nonrhythmic and in a annoying tone so it hjonked to get him to shut up.
Ytka: "HJONK!"
The greenette stood straight and silenced himself before whispering to himself dejectedly.
Green boy: "Even the goose thinks I'm annoying..."
The majestic creature stared at the boy, looked back at the paper stack, then back at the boy. The goose waddled out of the small pond in remembrance of the time the boy had thrown it a piece of bread. The boy stared in confusion before hesitantly moving for hie book, which he retrieved successfully.
The perfectly white goose watched as the boy speed walked away from it and unknowingly started a strange relationship with the boy. Not the mating kind, a strange sort of kinship with the child.
Time skip
As it was waddling down its neat strip of stone or 'sidewalk' the majestic creature heard loud noises, the telltale sign of something interesting happening. Ytka waddled over to a street where the action seemed to be happening. Unfortunately the goose couldn't see over the crowd of people so it did the obvious thing and jumped on a person's head. The female human cried out in shock as Ytka made itself comfortable on her head, though she already knew she could do nothing against his unrivaled power.
Just as Ytka made himself content with his seating position the green boy from earlier that day broke into a sprint towards the green sludge monster. The crowd under him was stunned until he felt a smug smirk somehow grace his beak and hjonked in amusement at what his younger self would have found hilarious.
Ytka: "HJONK!"
The crowd below him broke into confused screaming and yelling, though not from him as they had already gotten used to his antics long ago. The 'heroes' were especially adamant in calling to the child, though did nothing to stop him themselves.
After the scuffle with the large muscular man stopping the slime, the heroes were talking to the children but seemed to dislike the green one. The goose glided from its human perch to the green boy as some of the crowd yelled at the heroes to notice. It landed near the big armed hero's legs and calmly waddled between them causing him to stumble. The apex predator seated himself next to the green boy as the others looked on in shock.
The hero 'Death Arms' didn't know of Ytka's mighty power and yelled at the young god. This mistake was quickly rectified when Ytka bit down on his winger with the force of a thousand suns and a loud hjonk.
Ytka: "HJONK!"
Death Arms: "OW! God dammit! that thing nearly broke my finger off!"
The crowd watched confused as the pro hero raised his hand and strongly blew on his fingertip, sometimes shaking it as well. The green boy was especially confused as the creature he had feared for most of his life sat right next to him neutrally, swiveling its head back and forth looking around before landing on him.
Ytka: "Hjonk?"
The avian's eyes held a great wisdom behind them, contrary to what he had seen up close when he was younger. The greenette wordlessly stood up and silently nodded at the fowl and they both walked towards his home. Both sharing an agreement that would never be spoken, but forever remembered.
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Untitled Goose MHA
FanfictionHJONK! Don't expect much actual story it's just everyone's favorite goose Ytka (genderless, wiser and older) shitposting in parts of MHA and accompanying Izuku Midoriya on his journey. The canon will basically be the same but with more hjonk and mo...