The Book Of Famous Quotes By Bekah

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Famous quote numbero uno! Or however you spell it idk but here it be

"The regular amount"

This is an interesting story that left my friend dying of laughter in front of the deli chicken place at walmart😂
So basically what happened was me and my friend were walking around walmart deciding what we want to do because we're weird kids who dont know what to do with our lives, big deal. So we were all walking around and we were hungery so we decided to get some food because why not. So we get up to the front and since we were spending my money, i was the one who had to ask for the food. So when i got up to the line, i didnt realized it was based off the pound and i thought one french fry was 2.37 so when i got up, the dude was like 'hey how many' and i didnt know and luckily it was just me and my friend in the line so i looked at her to tell me and she gave me the look of 'its your money not mine' and so i look back at my wallet and back up at the person and i gave my best answer..... i looked this 40 something year old man in the face and said in a nervous high pitched voice 'the normal amount??' And i didnt think much of it, and my friend.... my companion, my one trusted allie in this heck hole of karens and soccer moms, bursts out laughing so hard that she falls down and tears start coming out of her eyes, and me being completely oblivious i looked at her and gave her the famous look of 'what the heck' and the 5 minutes this is going on, i realized that i havent ordered anything, so i look up at this dr phil lookin person in all his raining glory and i say 6 french fries. And i know what youre thinkin 'why the heck only 6 french fries you weirdo!' And to that i say..... i thought they were 2 bucks a french fry and im a broke human and i dont got that rich, luxurious walmart money😑, so the dude gives me a weird look and proceeds to put the French fries in a bag, and hes just loadin them up all in there and there must have been a look if terror on my face or something because my friend just bursts out laughing once more while im standing in front of this guy thinking 'how the heck am i gonna afford this?!' And so after he rings this up, im already with my makeshift whatever of a wallet ready to pull out some sort of hundred dollar bill or something, so im ready for the price to be like 85 dollars or something and the dude looks at me and says 'that'll be 5 something something please' (he didnt actually say that, i can only remember it was 5 bucks, i cant remember anything else) and i was confused because i thought it was gonna be like 80 so i look this man in the face and ask him why and that is when the whole truth bomb hit me and i left that Walmart feeling hungry and embarrassed, but the hunger wasnt that long because i got my fries.

Is your head lighter now? 😂😂😂😂😂
Cause get it.... i said you were gonna loose braincells and..... aww nevermind