"Hey y/n!" Kaito ran up to you. The campus was large and quiet, therefore Kaito's booming yell would not go unheard.
"Yeah Senpai?"
"Your ass is looking out of this world today!"
"A-ah,, K-Kaito-senpai.."SCHLAP
An slight earthquake shook the ground. A slap of such power was never before heard. The jiggling of the ass cheeks had caused the very earth to crack, just as gaping as y/n's ass crack.
Kaito-senpai had slapped y/n's ass. And god did it feel good.
"Call me your Ass-tronaut and I'll slap it again."
"M-My A-Asstronaut.."SCHLAP
"Uwaaaah!!~"
"See you at breakfast my earthquaker.." He winked at y/n as he skipped to the dining hall, slapping Maki and Shuichi's asses consecutively on the way.God i'm so sorry i wrote this. It's ironic i swear