(Why am I like this-)
Shrek's Pov
Like bros i saw this thicc ass mexican 4 year old after a fight with Fiano and dankey is off fooking a god damn d r o g a n. But anyways this bitch was like dumby thicc i mean D A M N that's THICC. she so thicc for a 4 year old damn. So i take her to me swamp and show fiano and kick that hoe off me swamp and into dankey's hole. this person is so t h i c c. And her mankey can't save her from this epic D I C C!!! So i do the only thing i can think of and i slap dat mankey with my hard onion. THe Mankey fucking explodes.
To Be Continued
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The Shrexy Illegal Crime (Shrek x Dora)
Historical Fictionyes, i did make this cover no, i don't know why i did it maybe, it's a fetish ;)
