Epic Rap Battles of Hogwarts

Disclamer: I own nothing of ERB or Harry Potter.

Harry Potter was sitting in the Great Hall with Ron and Hermione, thinking to himself that this was going to be the greatest prank in the history of Hogwarts. Harry, after everyone was asleep, snuck out under his Invisibility Cloak and set the spells for this particular prank, and now that everyone was in the Great Hall in could begin. Just as the last student sat down at their table, music started playing from nowhere.

Epic Rap Battles of History

Everyone in the Great Hall was confused, even the teachers. Everyone that is, except the Muggleborns and Half-Bloods. Umbridge looked like she wanted to inturupt, but found that she couldn't move or speak.

Gandalf VS. Dumbledore

Everyone was even more confused, Dumbledore was gone wasn't he? Just then two ghostly forms rose from the floor, and took the forms of Dumbledore and Gandalf.

BEGIN!

YOU SHALL NOT PASS! I rap fast like Shadowfax, Tom Riddle me this you bitch, how's your little Wand going to beat my Staff? I leave mics in flames torched by Gandalf, touch mine Dumbledore and scorch your other hand off! You fool, you got Snape'd, your not a real fighter, death makes you die it just makes my brights, brighter! Your ass is like Gringotts, everyone makes a deposit, we all know you've more than a Bogart in your closet.

The Great Hall was silent, everyone staring in disbelive at the ghostly form of Gandalf. He just insulted the Headmaster, he could not be allowed to get away with it. As everyone was raising their wands to attack Gandalf, Dumbledore began his retaliation.

The Prophecy forgot to mention this day, when I knocked your ass back to Gandal the Grey, check your status they call me Headmaster your nothin' nice staff, you compensatin' for somthin'? I prefer the company of Wizards and im proud of it, you try to win your battles with two fat Hobbits, you think your hairy-toed friends are gunna harm me? Wait'll they get a taste of 'Dumbledore's Army'.

Every member of said Army, stood up and cheered as Dumbledore's verse ended. Soon though Gandalf started his second coming.

Do not take me for some conjurer of cheep tricks, I don't give a Fawks about your Order of Phoenix. I'll tie a new knot in your beard, with you wrinkly balls, for I am the one rapper to rule them all.

The whole of the Hall was stunned when Fawks flamed in as his name was mentioned and landed on Dumbledore's shoulder like the ghostly figure was actually solid. Fawks let out a trill that soon put confidence into the students that Dumbledore would come back with something great.

Your spells are a joke, not funny ones either, Mines of Moria? Ha! More like mind'em and see-a. I'll Expecto my Patronum on your face ya little Snitch, and when I'm finished, imma fly like it's Quidditch.

Everyone in the Great Hall stood up and clapped at the display as the two ghostly figures turned and bowed to the students before dissappearing back to where ever they came from.

Umbridge on the other hand stood up angrily and said, "If I ever find out who did this, you'll be expelled before you can say, Voldemort!" Then realising what she just said, Umbridge clapped her hands to her mouth and ran out of the Great Hall and to her office.

About an hour later Umbridge left Hogwarts and went to cry to the Minister about how Harry Potter made her say You-Know-Who's name.

A/N: Lol thought this would be a funny little Crack-Fic. Comment if you want me to continue with this and I may just post another chapter. :)