Roz x reader (atlojarts oc)

Busy but heres a little something :) roz x reader periods

"Roooozzzzzzz!!!!!" I screamed in pain holding my stomach as I'm laying on the bed. Roz runs to the bedroom and looks at me worriedly, "what's wrong? Are you in pain? Are you dying?" He asked me panicking. " I'm in pain so yes, and I kinda am dying!" " how are you dyi-" he then stops mid sentience and sees the blood on the sheets. "Are you giving birth!?!?" He screams to me, "no you ass!!! I'm on my bloody period!!" Everything goes silent after that, "what's a period?" I just look at him dumbfounded, "ya know, for someone who has lived for more than 300 hundred years, you are stupid for not knowing what a period is." "Is it a demon ritual?" Ok I have had it! "Ok, I'm gonna make this short and sweet." So after telling him what a period is he quickly ran to the store, got me pads, Medicean, Ice cream, chocolate, fluffy pillows and movies, and most of all cuddles. As we are cuddling he kisses my head and asks me "so am I gonna live now? And your not going to kill me?" I look at him and evilly smirked, " for now, the week is still young." As I said I swear his face went pale, now we know what the great powerful roz is scared of >:)