Daddy XD Lolicon's adventures in jumpscare academy with Cactus and Soviet Russa

Chapter 1 XD

I yawned loudly as I walked down the long road to school. Seriously why the fuck is it so long? It's to early for this shit I quit. Before I could turn around and go home I heard someone call my name. "XD-CHAAAAAAAN!" I sighed and stopped at the crosswalk as I waited for the owner of the voice to catch up to me.

The owner was my best friend Daddi-san She was freakishly tall at a whopping 6'5 and was still growing. "Good morning XD-chan! Are you ready for the first day of school?" "No! I'm noooot," I groaned "the roads are too loooooong!"

"Uh. XD-chan?, What?" I snapped defensively. "You've barely moved at all, your standing right in front of your driveway." I turned around only to see that she was right. "OH GOD DAMMIT." Then to make things worse the bell rang.

5 minutes later me and Daddi-san ran to class and I kicked down the door. "YO TEACH!" I said setting my foot back on the ground and crossed my arms "Daddy XD lolicon and Daddi! It's bad enough that your coming in late but now your making a ruckus! Go pick your seats!" She pointed to the empty row in the back of the room.

"S-sorry Miss." Daddi grabbed my hand and lead me to the back of the room. As we walked I looked at our classmates. The first one was a small girl wearing a white mask with purple tear streaks on it, the next was  a brown bear that was twitching uncontrollably and mumbling, and the third was a hot bad boy fox. I felt a blush grow on my face as we made Eye contact. I quickly looked down until we made it to our desks.

I sat behind the hot fox boy at a window seat, the window however looked rather fake and when I  ran my fingers across it I found out it was painted on. Daddi sat beside me and pulled out her jump scaring 101 text book. Then she turned to me and whispered. "I know this is an animatronic jump scare school and all, but it still feels weird finding robots here you know? It's kinda nerve racking." I nodded in agreement.

Suddenly, the door flew off it's hinges and almost hit the teacher "wha- what the!?" A blue haired girl poked her head through the door and smiled. "Maris and Cactus-kun are here!" She put her hands on her hips and walked in the room. A black haired emo looking boy followed. "How many times do I have to tell you it's Cantus?" He sighed before picking the door up and leaning it against the wall.

The girl giggled and her and the boy named cactus walked over to the 2 empty desks in the back. Wait why was the boy named cactus- did his parents not love him or something? Anyway! The girl sat next to Daddi while Cactus sat beside her.

"Alright now that everyones done destroying my classroom!" She glared at the four of us in the back I stuck my tongue out her and the blue chick giggled while Daddi and Cactus sighed. "Lets introduce ourselves, She pointed to the fox. "Starting with you. Tell us your name and something about yourself."

He stood up looking bored, "I'm Fox and I hate school." He sat back down as the girl in the mask nervously stood up. "I-I'm Mask and I hope we can all be friends." Fox laughed at her response and she sat down, embarrassed. "Next is-" before the teacher could speak the bear spoke up. "FREDDYFREDDYFREDDY."
"Oh right, thats GFreddy, who's next?"

Realizing it was my turn I stood up. "I'm Daddy XD lolicon! I like scaring people and Hot fox boys!" Realizing what I said I nervously glanced at Fox and he winked. I sat down with a huge blush on my face. Next was Daddi. "My name is Daddi and I like to hang out with my friends." She sat down.

"Oh oh! It's my turn!" The blue haired girl stood up. "I'm Maris! Maris is the leader of soviet Russia and a magical girl!" Fox burst out laughing after she said this and the teacher face palmed. "What?" Maris pouted. "Why are you laughing? Maris only told you something about herself!" Fox's laugh fell to a chuckle and he turned back to face Maris. "Sorry sorry. It's just what you said is utter childish bullshit." "It is not!" She turned to the boy next to her. "Tell them! Tell them it's true Cactus-kun!"

Before Cactus could reply the teacher snapped. "SIT THE FUCK DOWN!" Maris and Fox glared at each other before sitting down in defeat. Cactus then sighed and stood up." "My name is CANTUS and I like the ocean." He sat down not giving a shit.

The teacher's frown from before turned back into a smile. "Ah now that thats over I hope we can have a good school year!" She pulled out a text book. "Now if everyone would pull out their jump scaring 101 textbooks and turn to page 1." I sighed as I looked at the painted on window, this was gonna be a long school year.