A/N: This really is just because I'm bored
Lettie: CRACK
Sheli_the_shellfish: Is an illegal substance used to alter the chemicals in your brain so that they think that their lives have either improved or massively changed.
Lettie: So... should I take it...?
Sheli_the_shellfish: But of course
Sherlock Holmes: Try cocaine instead
Lettie and Sheli: Squeal and wave hands about frantically... It's...it's sh-
Lettie: That guy from that book
Sherlock Holmes: You do realise that I'm a figment of your imagination right? You did take a lot of crack just now
Sheli: woooaaaat!!
Lettie:When??
Sherlock Holmes: When you wrote this story you decided right away that you would be high but you only realised at this exact moment and I know all of this because you touched your eyelash.
Lettie and Sheli: WHAAaaT?? X _X