Accidental Contact

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(A is Ayşe; K is Kerem. The initials for other characters would be used as and when they're introduced!)

A: Quick question. What to do when you find your boyfriend of about 3 years all over another woman like a freaking grapevine?
K: Hmm, depends.
A: ON WHAT!!
K: Is this another woman hot? ;)
A: I AM TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM COMMITTING A MURDER THIS IS NOT FUNNY GIRL!!!!
K: STOP SHOUTING ALREADY. Geez lady. Dump his ass? I don't know. In my experience it is more scary to be caught in the act rather than questioned about the act. Know what I mean? ;)
A: Okay. I'm going to completely ignore how weird you're being today Gonca and take up what I think you're advising.
K: Always a pleasure!
K: Also, stay at least 30m away from any sharp object. Don't want you going behind bars for possible accidental murder now, do we?
A: You're exceptionally weird today..
K: So..?
A: Fine. No sharp objects will be involved. I'm not responsible for any injuries that might cause death however :)
K: How assuring..
K: All the best!
A: I have a feeling I'll be hungry after this. Trashy movies and junk food at my place?
K: Sounds soo tempting..
K: Lucky Gonca
K: By the way, this is not Gonca
K: Keep me in the loop though, my friend and I are rooting for you!
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A: Wait what?
A: WHAT
A: How..? I'm so sorry..
A: Wow this is embarrassing, thanks though
K: It's no bother
K: So.. Was the girl hot?
A: Not answering that.
A: And stop texting me, I have a job to finish.
K: That sounds very ominous. By job do you mean your possibly dead ex - boyfriend?
A: Not answering that either not-Gonca.
K: Is that your way of asking my name? ;)
A: God! I don't even know you and you're already so annoying.
K: Is that your way of..
A: SHUT UP
K: Ooh bossy.. I like it ;)
A: I'm in close contact with a sharp object now.
K: Fine, I'm shutting up. Just... take care I guess? I recommend ice-cream & vodka just in case..
A: Wow, okay.. Drinks and me are never a good combo though xD Why am I even telling you this?
K: ;)))) Because that is your way of...
A: OH MY GOD SHUT UP
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(Next day..)

K: I checked the newspapers, no news of a woman going crazy and assaulting people with sharp objects..
K: So proud of you
A: And you're still here..
K: Oh come on! I'm invested now. TELL ME EVERYTHING
A: You're so ridiculous
K: So...
A: I might have said something that he'd be even embarrassed to face me now.
K: I feel this is the point where I should say you go girl!
A: Please noo. It's already weird enough texting a complete stranger about my stupid problems
K: I hate to be repetitive but it is impossible to resist. Is this your way to...
A: Does this line really work on actual living, breathing women?
K: Not to brag, but usually there's not much talking involved between me and women (:
A: That is just sad.
K: Don't knock it till you try it
A: I can't believe you actually said that.
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A: Umm, I'll say something. Please don't be your usual self about it
A: You really calmed me down that day. With the whole thing with Berk..my ex boyfriend. I wasn't thinking clearly then and weirdly enough talking to you made me focus somehow. So thanks for that I guess..
A: Don't be weird please
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A: Okay, you not replying is more troubling now..
A: Be weird if you want
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A: Something's wrong with me, I'm worried about a wrong number but.. are you okay?
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K: Hey, yeah I'm okay. Nothing big just something that made me question my entire life, but I'm fine
A: I'm listening..
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K: I did something bad. I'm not proud of it. And seeing someone else affected because of what I did.. I. I just don't want to be this person anymore
A: The very fact that you realized and want to change at the same time shows you're not a bad person, wrong number. Just don't forget this realization I guess and help that person you hurt. And apologize too.
K: You're really wise for a stranger.
K: And uh.. Thanks. We're even now xD
K: So Berk huh..? Have you ever noticed that's jerk with a B..
A: ...
A: Was that a Friends reference?
A: You're unbelievable
K: It's funny how you don't even know me yet you've called me a variety of colourful words
A:. So is that your way of saying..
K: I'm down for it ;)
A: Yeah, I walked right into that one.
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