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Being Gay 101 by Kira and the GnaG

Your Gay. Welcome to the Gay. Welcome to being Gay 101.

Step 1: Feel a deep sense of unrest and agitation that you cannot describe. That kind of restlessness and loneliness that evades words and makes you feel like a stranger to the world. But its just cause your Gay.

Step 2: Declaring yourself not like other girls and violently rejecting feminity. Constantly put down other girls for performing femininity whilst constantly suppressing your romantic and sexual feelings for them.

Step 3: Sink into a deep depression.

Step 4: Finally realize that you are just fucking Gay.

Step 5: Be Gay.

Step 6: Realize that gender is not real.

Step 7: Become double Gay.

Step 8: Eat blueberries.