I feel so stupid. The signs were all there. Just like in that movie sixth sense. No you moron I'm not dead there are no such things as ghosts.
I guess I should start at the beginning. I guess I have always been great with computers. It shouldn't suprise me knowing what I know now. There was only one problem. I could work a computer the way a violin virtuoso can play a stradivarius . Sweet music except when the box comes up I am a robot yes or no.
I would check no, but I could never pass the test . It was so frustrating . Then it hit me like a ton of bricks I really was a robot somehow my circuits were scrambled and I forgot I was a robot.
I didn't know what to do so I went to the police station to explain that I was lost and didn't know where to go. So far so good . they said do you have amnesia. I said sort of my circuits got scrambled, I'm a robot. They laughed. Can you believe they laughed. So I got mad . You can understand that they shouldn't have laughed. I had every right to punch them. It was quite a free for all.
Thank goodness a cop who understood came in. He told me it was okay he would take me to the other robots . I was so happy I tried to hug him he took a electric thing off his belt. Boy was that a shock. But when i woke up i remembered all about being a robot.
That cop must have also been robot. He made sure I was back where I belong . I have a nice room here at the robot haven. They call it atascadero state hospital to hide it from the humans .
So if you can't pass the I'm not a robot test maybe you are a robot so go straight to to your closest police station and find they cop with the brain descrambler. I think they call it a taser.
I hope you can read this . It is hard to write with a crayon.
