The System Serj x Daron

Chapter I

I used A.D.D for this part. I mean hey, if you like this, I'll make more. Try to enjoy!

Serj

I sat in my seat, twiddling my thumbs, waiting for my uber to arrive. I usually don't call ubers, unless I'm drunk of course. I started to get bored, so I watched people come in and out of the bar. "You waitin' for someone ey, Serj?" The man handed me a beer. It was my Australian friend, Jacob.

"Yeah, my uber. He's always late." He leaned. "Yeah, them shitheads probably get high on tangerines."  Yeah. Jacob was extremely drunk.

I cracked open my beer when I saw a man walk into the bar. He was about 5'5". His hair was a mess, and he had dark brown eyes.

"Oi, Daron!" The man, supposedly called Daron, looked over. "Jacob!" He walked over to us. He held out his hand to greet me. "The name's Daron. Daron Malakian. Your's?" I shook his hand. "Serj Tankian. Nice to meet you, Daron." His bloodshot eyes lit up. I could tell he was high. "Oh, that's like the coolest name ever! Like people would say, 'What's your name?' And I'd be like, 'Serj! Like a bolt of electricity!!!'"

I knew he was going to refer to that. Everyone does.

"Well, it's actually spelled S-E-R-J..." Daron laughed. "Yeah, and my name is spelled I-E-A-I-A-I-O."

(As we light up the sky!)

He laughed some more. Yeah,   definitely high. But I laughed too. Hey! I was drunk!

"Funny." Jacob said. We kept making jokes and laughing our asses off. "We don't give a FUCK about your world!" Daron said to a random person. "Y'know how gay men have children?" Jacob said. I didn't know. "No, how?" I slurred. "ROBOTS!" He said.

I wanted to go home. But I had a strange feeling around Daron. The way he looked at me sometimes. It was... Sexy?... I'm not gonna lie, I had feelings for him, more than when I first met him.

I scooted my way closer to him

"Hmm?" He asked. "Oh, nothing..." I said. He smiled at me, then turned to talk to Jacob more. I turned red when he smiled at me, but now I was worried that he was interested in Jacob more.

That's when I realized.

We were all drunk

I could tell him, but he won't remember. It would be one night, but it would be worth it.

"Daron, can I talk to you?" He turned to face me. "Yeah, go ahead." He said. "I-in private?..." He turned red. "Sure, Jacob, a moment?" He nodded. Then I decided to talk to him.

"So... Uh, I've been... Thinking..." He smiled. "Yeah? And?..." Then of course my uber arrived "Uh, Serj? Your uber?" I got up. "Y-Yeah... I see..." I was really mad. But then Daron tapped my shoulder. "Hey, uh, I need to get home too... Do you mind if I take a ride in your uber?"

Thank god this was happening. "Sure."  We said bye to Jacob, then, we jumped in the uber. I told the uber my address and we were on our way.

"Hey, I have nothing else to do, uh... Can I crash at your place tonight?" He said to me. "Yes!" I said a little too loudly. "I-I mean, sure... Why not?..."

The Uber dropped us off at my place. "You have any weed?" He asked. "Yeah, in the cabinet over there." He walked over and accidentally made something fall, making him fall in the process. Luckily I was there and caught him.

He looked up at me, and I looked down at him. His dark brown, almost black eyes were hypnotic, and I couldn't stop staring into them. He chuckled a little. So did I. I really couldn't help but lower my head and lay my lips against his.

Daron

I got scared when that thing fell. Thank god Serj caught me, or I would have gotten a concussion. I looked up at him and started staring into his chocolate brown eyes. It looked like you could reach out and grab them.

We started at each other for a long period of time, until he leaned down to kiss me. I enjoyed it, so I kissed him in return.

We kissed for a long time, then he pulled away and grinned. "Serj... I-I didn't know you liked me like that..." His cute little grin faded. "Oh... I'm so s-" I interrupted him. "No, it's ok... I love you too."

He grinned "You're so cute." I blushed. "Thanks, you're cuter..." We argued about that for a couple minutes, then continued kissing.

"Your lips are so warm Daron, yet they freeze my heart into stone..." God that man had the gift of poetry. "I don't know what to say, Serj... Thanks..." He booped my nose, right where my birth mark was. "You're welcome, my sweet clementine..."

(My sweet revenge...)

We continued kissing, then Serj pulled away slowly. "How about you live at my place for a while?" I didn't know what to say. "Serj, I... Yes! I would love to..." I felt so glad that I found someone that loves me...

A/N And that's the first part! I hope you guys will like this story. I'll try to update it as soon as possible. As always, stay mega, man!