Alright this is what I'm doing first. I'm gonna say the name of the member then give my completely honest opinion (ima regret this shit later oml)
Formaggio
I for one fuckin really like formaggio he's has such a "great" personality. And is just so bb I love him. Yah know? So sMasH
Iluso
Look, I LOVE myself a guy with long hair they brings me happy feelings, but iluso is just NO. He dresses like a flight attendant that needs to constantly be reminded that they work in a plane and not wherever it is where they have to dress like that 👀 (I'm sorry for attacking u bb) So pass
Prosciutto
I mean he looks mighty fine if y'all can catch my drift 👀 He's fucking handsome ass fuck bro! And with the English dub slowly coming out.. I just.. *sighs in anime* just FUCK IT, SMASH That's a Smash bb, plus he's probably be a good dad not gonna lie ;)
Pesci
He's a no. An instant no. PASS. He would be like a really nice friend and someone you could talk to but, no. He's sweet bb pineapple child. INNOCENT BB PINEAPPLE CHILD. He's just.., pass.
Melone
SMASH HANDS DOWN. I love myself a good melone. He's just so so idk how to describe this feeling. He's so FUCKING CUTE BRO. I'm so sorry. It's just he's my type and all. He FINE. MIGHTY FINE! Pr'ly wouldn't be the best dad though. Considering who he is and all the scenarios I've seen him in in fanfics is just... Yeah he'd be an AWFUL father. But he's probably good at other things ngl ;) My apologies I'm dumb ass fuck.
Ghaccio
I didn't like him at first. He seemed super angry all the time and just annoying. But after reading a couple stories and hearing the English dub ... *smacks lips* it's a smash. Not something I'd say aloud but ... yeah smash.
Risotto
We need no explanation why. He just is a smash. Smash with all my heart and more. That sounds weird. But um Riso is bb. He seems kinda like someone who would love you a lot, but wouldn't say it aloud. But when y'all are alone 👀. You know damn well he's gonna get all in your feelings. 🥺
Sorbet & Gelato
They don't count cuz they where a cute ass fuck couple.
If you read this thank you! I am planning on doing more of these. I'm also writing a draft for a fugonara. Since you're here why not recommend something to write. I do it all. Preferably lEmOnS 🍋 Anyway bye-bye.
HappyAbba out
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Smash or pass (jjba characters)
ФанфикHello no one who's reading this! I'm fucking absurd and have no life so enjoy ME playing a nice game of smash or pass with random jojo characters. 🥰 If I get 70 reads I'll do the Dwang Gang but eh! Bye bye
