Third Reich: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
France: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
America: Tackle him.
Britain: Dump him.
Poland: Kick him in the shin.
Soviet Union: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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