okay this chappie is dedicated to Akward_Girl because she gave me a really funny sentence lol but heres the next chapter hope you like it :)
*Louis* im bored
*Liam* me too
*Alli* me three
*Niall* me four
*Me* LETS GO TO THE ZOO!!! *jumps up and throws hands in the air*
*Harry* sounds good to me
*Zayn* look at that sexy man * he says while looking in a mirror*
*we all leave and go to the zoo*
* Me* THAT PUPPIE LOOKS LIKE LIAM!!!!!
*Liam* dont speak of it.....
*Alli* Niall... if you make a duck face you will look exaclty like that baby duck *nods head and points to duck making a weird face*
*Niall makes duck face*
*Me* oh hey your right
*Harry* who wants a bannana!?!?!?!? *holds up a bunch of bannanas*
*Zayn* im so perfect..... *looks at his reflection in the glass*
*Me* OMFG LOOK THAT MONKEY IS EATING GUM!!!!
*Niall* I WANT A BANNANA!!!
*Harry* NOOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE ONE!!
*Me* LOUIS DONT GO IN THE MONKEY EXIBIT!!!
*Louis makes monkey noises*
*Niall* quack quack
*Liam* oh hey the Magical unicorn
*Alli* so majestic!! *looks at louis pretending to be a monkey*
*Harry* AAAAHHHH THESE CRAZY MONKEY NINGAS ARE TRYING TO BREAK MY BANNANA!!!!!!!
*runs away from the monkeys louis let out*
*magical unicorn* tisk* tisk* tisk*..... how many times have i told these monkeys only to use there powers for good???
*Me* O.o
*Alli* O.o
*Harry* O.o
*Louis* O.o
*Liam* O.o
*Niall* *duck face*
*Zayn* man im sexy....
*magical unicorn* oh cmon dont tell me you didnt see this comming
*Zayn faints from his sexyness and magical unicorn drags him away*
*me* oh cmon she was gonna drag someone away in the end and apperently it was zayns turn
*magical unicorn* you got that right *dissapears in a cloud of smoke
yeah i know not the funniest thing ever but i tried okay!!!!!! if you have any funny or random sentences please post them in the comments blah blah blah you know the drill. anyways thank you for reading.
ps. ill try to put more magical unicorn in the next one
