My Life = Poop

" Makkenna time for dinner, everyones at the table!" "I will be there in a sec Ma!" I sat down next to my youngest brother, Jamie. " Jamie dont eat with your hands." Ma shouted. " Okay your Papa and I have somthin to tell ya'll! " Oh great whenever Ma tells us somethig it is always bad news. Like when the time she said our budget was low and we had to have roadkill for a couple of nights.

" Your Pa's co-worker in California said that they needed a permanent replacement job. And he said that the pey there is mu- " "Mama are you two triying to say that we are moving to CALIFORNIA! " I shouted. See I told you whenever my mom has news to tell us it's allways bad!

" Honey Buns it's all right. I've heared that Beverly Hills is a wonerful city." " Don't honey buns Pa. Now I have to st- Papa did you say BEVERLY HILLS?"

" Uh yes honey, but should'nt you be excited to be moving to such a beautiful and rich city?" Oh so they think rednecks can instantlly fit in at a Beverly Hills high schooll! My parents are such idiots.

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BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA

We walked into our new home. It looked liked something a millionaire would own.But Pa got a really good deal on this house. My ma was dying to meet our neighbors. My ma asked if I wantedd to come with her to meet the neighbors. I said yes because i was curious to find out what neighbor in Beverly Hills were like. We rang the doorbell, I noticed it did not sound like a normal doorbell it sounded like Britney Spear's "Hit me baby one more time".

A woman in black scrubs answered the door. "shya vat do you vant?"

"We are your new neighbors!" My mom said cheerfully.

"Oh oh oh oh it is you people one second... MARYWEATHER they are here chto meet ya!

" Oh goodness sakes why i must put together a much much better outfit...lepard print, no zebra pprint,no aha cheeta print"! said a woman whos name might've been Maryweather.

"Zoh i muzt introduce myself, I am the ousekeeper, may i ask are you rednecks?"

" Oh yes we came from Missouri." my mom said uneasily.

" Here I come... " I heard the sound of heels clicking.

My ma's jaw dropped when she saw our neighbor. Our neighbor's butt was obiously bigger than Russia.

"Oh hello, my name is Maryweather and this is my maid Jadmanikah!" Said Maryweather.

"Oh nice to meet you Maryweather this is my daughter Makkenna and I also have two sons named Jamie and Jerred." My Mom said faking her smile.

"Oh I also have a daughter her name is Aimee! She is 16." Said Maryweather. She's got to be kidding me! I'm also 16! What if she is just like her mother?!?

"Uh what a coincidence Makkenna is also 16!" Said my mother.

"Wow this is soo weird because Jadmanikah had a daughter who was 16!" Said Maryweather.

"What was her name?" Said my mom politely.

"Oh yes poor thing her name was Fransheskah. Poor girl on her 16th birthday her cousin Brak rapped her and he murderes her." Said Maryweather with a tear falling from her watery eye.

"Oh dear I feel so terrible. Isn't Jadmanikah very sad?" Said my mother.

"Oh we forgot about it. She was ugly anyways." Said Maryweather with a HUGE smile on her face. What kind of woman was she. She forgot about someone's death by thinking of them as UGLY! Who does that?!?

"Well we better get running we've got some packing to do." Said my mother obiously hating on this disgraceful woman.

"Oh well yes I should let you two go! Have a nice day! Toodles!" Said Maryweather smiling.