Mama Deceit [Complete]

WHAT HAPPENED?!

Deceit was going to pick up Remus, Remy and Emile who were staying in the twin's castle but was shocked to see all of them were turned into children because Remus had mistaken his ttp (toddler transformation powder) for black pepper; now here's that chaos-

(Deceit's Pov)

I stepped into the room and saw all the light and dark sides as toddlers in the living room. The Creativity twins were arguing, Remy and Emile were chatting, Logan was trying to stay out of the mahem and Patton was  with Virgil as Virgil was watching something on his phone even though it was hard to use with toddler hands.

He cleared his throat and all the heads turned to face him and Deceit made the twin's break up and he sat them all on the couch demanding an explanation.

Logan adjusted his glasses as he as he calmly explained everything, '' Patton was mwaking wunch for us all but swomehow Wemus snuck into the kitchen wanting to hwelp, but when he was putting in da bwack pepper it turned out to be the toddwer twansformation powder." Logan faceplamed as he was annoyed at how his voice sounded so childlike and he couldn't even pronounce words properly. Deceit glared at Remus he looked down at his feet, Deceit decided not to get mad and asked how to cure this and Remus happily clapped his hands, "It goes away on its own!" Everyone did I sigh of relief, except Patton and Emile who liked being children, until they heard what Remus had to say next, "Except it takes approximately 2 months or longer." Everyone groaned, again except Patton and Emile, but they knew they couldn't do anything.

Deceit realized he'd have to take care of 7 toddlers on his own and was not looking forward to it but thankfully they had the minds of their adult selves which in some cases were worse *cough Remus cough* but could help him in other cases.  So he first decided to get organized.

He had all the toddlers, especially Remus, listen carefully. "Everyone tomorrow we are gonna go shopping for necessities but for now we'll just have you sleep in what you've got on," Remus piped up  "So if I put on my birthday suit now I can sleep that way?!" All the other sides looked at Remus then Deceit petrified as Deceit rubbed his left temple and sighed, "You can sleep that way but till then clothes stay on and you're getting your own room, and you gotta put it back on before you come for breakfast tomorrow." All the sides sighed with relief as Remus agreed.

He went wondered where they'd sleep; the twin's lived there so they had rooms but what about the others. "We have gwuest wooms bwut two pweople have to share a woom."Roman said smugly Deceit was confused, "Why?" Roman stood on the couch and struck a flamboyant pose, "Cause we GAAY~!!" Remy high fives him and the others laughed (Virgil blushing slightly) "Of couwse you can sway THAT pwopewly Emile teased. Deceit agreed and had them share rooms;

Remile- Remy and Emile
Logicality - Logan and Patton
Prinxiety - Roman and Virgil (Virgil didn't want to be with anyone but Roman or Patton and I wanted my OTP in here UwU)
and Remus by himself due to the "birthday suit situation"

Getting the sides to bed wasn't the hardest thing in the world but it DEFINITELY wasn't the easiest; Remy hadn't had coffee since toddler bodies can't handle it, so he went to sleep pretty quickly, Emile watched one Steven Universe episode then went to bed, Pattom and Logan went to sleep after a book about the stars which they both liked, Virgil fell asleep quickly but they knew he would probably wake up to nightmares and Roman fell asleep after Deceit sang Someday My Prince Will Come, Remus however.... I'll leave that to your imagination. After getting the sides to bed he went to his room and got rest for the next day.