dude 21, and sexually attracted to elmo's fish

he loves his fish horny & crisp

no im not okay in case you're wondering, this is what happens when im bored

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dude stared at dory and watched as his fish companion looked back, penetrating his own brown eyeballs with a gaze as intense as the sea from where dory's ancestors are from.

dude shivered, something about the gaze made his pee-pee go upsies.

suddenly, the fish got on top of him, as if it sensed dude's small pee-pee problem. the man's eyeballs' widened in surprise.

 the fish smirked with its nonexistent lips as he jumped right to it, stroking the man's meatstick with his rough, scaley & slimy fin. 

the man under the fish moaned in five different languages as he felt five different textures of the fish's scale moving around. dude watched with his beady eyeballs as the fish gave him the slimiest scale job he's ever gotten in his life.

 "o-oh dory, i'm so glad i've helped you escape from elmo's little fishbowl" 

the fish smirked again in triumph, watching his human's pleasured face. he leans in close to the dude's face & just as dude thought he was going in for a kiss- 

"G L U B G L U B" he whispers,

 and the human climaxes harder than he's ever done in 28 years.