A.K.A 'To the cleverest'
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Well you see, the people here are failures, and they can't even contain a statue. The most 'effective' way to contain it is to have anyone in possession of 050 to leave it in a office they use regularity.
Description: 050 is a statue of a monkey reading a book, with the words "To the cleverest", in cursive script at the bottom.
So far, 050 has been resistant to all forms of damage. Trust me, we tried.
When left to it's own devices, 050 has shown itself to be fairly useful and also a prick to it's current owner.
Although it has never been observed to move, no matter the manner of recordings, any room it is left in becomes rather tidied up, to a polish whenever possible.
Paperwork is filed, trash is emptied, and in general, there is no clutter. However, 050 has quite the tendency to leave...traps...for its owner, so current holders should carefully check their offices.
Note: See Document 050
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