WARNING: IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO TO HELL DO NOT READ THIS!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!11!!!!11!!!!!1!!!11!111
Vanessa showed up wearing a patriotic leotard. Upon seeing her, Barry's stinger grew over 9000 FOOTS!!1!! "YOuR D1CK IS BIgGER THaN SHREKS! XD", said Barry.
Vanessa then contorted her body into the shape of a pretzel and then SAN1C came out of her VEJEEJA.
You can't stop the words. They won't get out of your head. You want it to stop.
I'm so sad can we hit the hungry children in Africa?
*sugar by maroon 5 starts playing*
*all star interrupts after 5 seconds*
"What is going on?" said donkey, clearly confused. Ever since Fiona summoned the fire demon she has been incredibly sporadic."
"I don't know" said sans deltarune, who had materialized in the corner of the room after fucking my mom. "I was just trying to get to a veryvery important meETing, but sanic beat me to it. Now my wife and children are going to starve because Micheal Scott is the worst boss ever!!! XDLMNOP.
By now, vanessa's body had solidified into stale jello. Barry, shrek, donkey, sans, and sanic were all sitting around a cardboard cutout of bendy.
"I feel like a bad time," said sans, and at that he started to glitch as if he were in rainbow six seige.
They were all stuck in an elevator, and after hours of trying to break free of the steel walls, they all decided to give up. Vanessa had snorted a pound of cocaine, so she has no idea why she is a pretzel.
They won't leave. The voices in your head torment you with the things you love. You're used to it now.
"I just want to get back to my swamp" said shr0nk, and donkey agreed, "I have an appointment with the dragon" said donkey. "I came down with a case of COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA big dick syndrome and I need chemotherapy like right down my peepee hole"
Suddenly, all of them heard something that would change the game for them. "THEY DID SUGErY ON A GRAPP" resounded throughout the halls of the upper floors, shaking the hotel to the core,. A docor ran up to sands undertale and dabbed at him really hard.
"Wait..." said sanic, "why are we in a hotel?"
'Because i found out that fiona was cheating of me with n00b and so i k new to check at this hotel" shrek said, his swag growinf as he keot talking
"How do you know it was n00b?" said barry.
"Well, I was walking through the lobby and I heard OOF SOUND EFFECT #2 looping at unimaginable speed from somewhere upstairs. So i got a room at where I thought the noise was coming from. Then I tracked down the room and upon putting my ears to the door I heard it louder than ever. But the real reason I knew was because the unmistakable scent of onions was wafting out from beneath the crack of the door". Shrek began to tear up, "i suddenly wanted to kill n00b, and so i kicked down the door and grabbed fiona by her stinky onion pu$$y and bitch slapped n00b across the ass so hard he started having convulsions"
None of these things make sense to you anymore. You're curled up on the floor, sobbing. You want it to stop, but you know it won't.
"I don't think that's enough" said sanic pulling out the infinity gauntlet from behind his back. He snapped his fingers, and suddenly elon mush was there with a real genetically engineered catgirl. "Hi kids, its me, elong mink" he said, and the catgirl meowed.
"Oh n0! It's a th0t!" said sanic who snapped his fingers again.
" Mr. Musk, I don't feel so good" and with that she faded into nothingness.
Elon Musk then proposes a pact to kill n00b to avenge Shr0nk's relationship with fioona. Elon wedged the door open with his massive peepee and they made their way up to the 10th floor to kill n00b.
Hours pass. Your tears soak the carpet where you lay. The voices won't stop. Laughs, cries, and screams fill your head, washing you away in a sea of sorrow and pain.
Suddenly sans started violently flossing and screeching like Mariah Carey and Ariana Grande had a baby.
Chris Brown exited his hotel room and approached the group. "Hi, I'm Chris Brown," he said, before removing one of his shoes and proceeding to aggressively beat Beyonce.
"Wow! I didn't know Chris Brown was hispanic!" said Vannersa.
*pokemon go theme starts playing over the intercom*
The group had just started making their way up the stairs to the 9th floor before the building shook once more and suddenly herobrine appeared.
'OMG guys I am LiterALLY shaKING and crying RN" said Barry, "It's HERObRIAN."
Homobrain then proceeded to t-pose, making everyone start to fall to their knees in worship. "YOU MUST ANSWER MY RIDDLE XD" said herobrine, "I DON't WANT to GET POLITICAL OR ANYTHING, BUT WHAT THE FUCK ARE TREES?"
Donkey started jumping up and down yelling "I KNOW THIS ONEE" and fortnite song started to eminate from herobrine's bootyhole as he said with a look of pride "you're all going to hell" and with that he ascended into the heavens.
An ethereal voice then boomed from all around, saying, "Looks like Barry is tonights biggest loser! For his punishment, we're going to murder his family!" And suddenly barry b benson started recieving visions of bees being gassed like a jew.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" said barry tearing his eyeballs from their sockets. He threw his eyeballs at d0nkey and donkey headbutted barry in his smol bee penis.
After sterilizing barry and leaving him for ded, the group finally went outside the door of the room where n00b and fiona were fooking.
A muffled OOFOOFOOFOOFOOFOOFOOFOOFOOFOOFOOFOOF resonated from behind the door, and shr0nk knew that they were in there.
But there was one problem. The door was indestructable it had a big lock on it and no matter how many times sans headbutted the door, it wouldn't open.
"Elon! Use ur massive peen to help us break down the door!" said vanessa, dabbing in anticipation. "That is for you to figure out, my child." as Elon's body was reduced to mist that blew away in the nonexistent wind.
You reach for your dad's gun on the top shelf. You've decided you want to end it all.
Suddenly, patrick appeared in front of the door and said with authority, "OPEN SESAME" and the door swiftly opened.
When the door opened, the group beheld a sight that was definitely not epic. N00b was getting pegged by fioona on the couch while the song megalovania blasted through surround sound speakers. Upon seeing the grouped entering the room, a speech box appeared above n00b's head, displaying the words "go commit blender hand" and fiona screeched and ran to the other side of the room. The place reeked of onion$, and shr0nk became distressed.
You can't take it anymore. You need peace desperately.
Sanic snapped his fingers and then fiona didn't feel so good. The disco ball from the cieling crashed to the floor.
You put your finger over the trigger, tears staining your cheeks.
Sanic looked directly in n00b's eyes, hand raised, ready to snap a final time.
You take a deep breath.
N00b oofed a final time, and sanic snapped his fingers.
You take careful aim, the barrel right at the writer's forehead.
BANG
You're welcome, Canada.
THE END XD
