"and then what happened?" noah frantically walked in circles around the living room.
"noah, do i seriously have to go over this AGAIN? i've repeated myself like 10 times jesus christ." for some god forsaken reason noah had not grasped the fact that i dreamed a whole different reality that never happened while in my coma. mind you, this happened 2 YEARS AGO. i'm talking 2018 up in this bitch and he STILL asks me to repeat the story.
"gray one more time please-"
"NOAH IF YOU DONT SHUT THE HELL UP I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL RIP YOJR LARYNX OUT AND USE IT AS MY SHOE LACES" andddd that was finn being pissed off because he couldn't correctly figure out how to use the toaster to make his frozen waffles so instead he decided to lash out at sweet. baby. noah.
"finn... let me make the frozen waffle while you sit and not yell at our precious noah bear" i sat up and grabbed the soggy waffle from finn's hand.
"dipshit it's supposed to be microwaved not toasted. wait- the fuck kinda waffle needs to be microwaved?" i swear no one in this house knows how to correctly grocery shop. next time IM doing the grocery shopping.
"oops sorry guys i bought the gluten free ones by accident so they need to be microwaved. sorryyyyy" millie giggled in hopes i wouldn't get mad.
i walked over to the microwave to put in the probably ass tasting waffles for 45 seconds.
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"Sadie! I keep burning the popcorn!" I yelled from the kitchen.
Everyone kept me away from many things after i was discharged from the hospital. A bitch forgot how to use a microwave.
"Gray! C'mon! You are using a microwave! Not learning rocket science!" Sadie yelled from the living room.
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woah.
"are you okay gray? you look a bit pale and shaken? maybe i'll do the waffle defrosting from now on..." sadie rushed over and sat me down on the couch.
"um yea i'm fine. just got a bit dizzy" i laughed it off but what the FUCK just happened? why are they coming back?
"PILLOW ATTACK!" jaden yelled and fucking YEETED a pillow straight at my face. i might be depressed but that's not gonna stop me from winning a pillow fight.
"FUCK YOU! I WASNT READY JAY!" i pulled out a pillow from under finn and used the power of the lorax to absolutely destroy jaden.
