Riley's World

BEEEEEEEEEEEP.

Stupid alarm clock.

BEEEEEEEEEEP.

ugh, I don't wanna get up.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

I hate my life.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

Is it possible to give an alarm clock a slow & painful death?

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP.

"RILEY JANE GET UP YOUR STUPID ALARM IS WAKING UP THE WHOLE DAMN HOUSE." My mom yelled.

okay than...cause you know yelling at the top of your lungs isn't waking up the whole house? ugh whatever, I guess I have to get up now.

Now.

Now...

Now......

Okay I'm going to get up NOW.

now.........

"RILEY I MEAN IT GET YOUR LAZY BUTT UP."

"IM UP MOTHER DEAREST" I screamed as I stood up. my room looked like a tornado had flew around in it. Oh well ill clean it later..maybe.

I managed to find a suitable outfit for school, take a shower, and get dressed in 20 minutes. now all I have to do is my hair.....I looked at the clock 7:51, crap school starts in 10 minutes.

"CAN I SKIP SCHOOL TODAY MOMMM??"

"HELL NO. YOU NEED AN EDUCATION SO YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF ME & YOUR SIBLINGS IN OUR OLD AGE."

"BUT MOM I I DONT LIKE OLD PEOPLE!"

"TOO BAD, YOUR OUR ONLY HOPE. YOU ARE THE ONLY CHILD I DROPPED ON THE HEAD LESS THAN 3 TIMES OKAY? YOU HAVE NO CHOICE NOW HURRY UP."

What.The.Hell. "YOU DROPPED ME ON THE HEAD AS A BABY!?" I yelled as I ran down the stairs.

"I DON'T HAVE THE BEST OF BALENCE OKAY? GOSH I AM YOUR MOTHER STOP POINTING OUT ALL MY FLAWS." My mother yelled while throwing up her hands dramtically.

"UGH GOODBYE MOTHER."

"ITS CAPTAIN MOTHER TO YOU."

"UGHHHHHHH." why can't I have a normal mom? anyway I rushed into my car and speeded to school (laws are for LOSERS). When I got there I parked my car on the front lawn of the school cause YOLO.

"Hey you can't do that!" Our school's janitor said. I think his names Fred, or is it Bob?

"Look Gretchen, I had to park here. You see my bestfriend's uncles twice removed cousin's fish died and yes it was tragic." I said pretending to wipe a year from my eye and continuing "My bestfriend is pretty torn up about it and the will clearly states I have to park on front lawns from now on...don't tell anyone I told you this but....the fish had quiet the obsession with grass.."

"Who the hell is Gretchen? and I don't care what kind of drugs you've been doing but YOU CAN'T PARK HERE."

"You know Gretchen it's really unhealthy to forget your name like that...and I DONT DO DRUGS, THEY MAKE YOU THINK YOUR AN ORANGE AND YOU WILL WANT TO PEEL YOURSELF. DONT PEEL YOURSELF GRETCHEN."

"My name is NOT GRETCHEN."

"Okay..well Gretchen, I have to go to class now but I suggest some group therapy for your short-term memory loss & addiction to drugs..." I said slowly walking backward to the school. Gretchen looked really mad, like his face was a unnatural shade of purple. LIKE A DINOSAUR. <-hey that's a Ke$ha song.

"HOLYYYY MUTHHAAAA OF MECHANICAL DEVICES THAT SPIN AROUND AND COOLS YOU OFF." I yelped as I tripped over the stars leading to the school & fell on my butt. greaaaaat. I have the best of luck! did you notice my use of sarcasm? cause I was using it there...

Bleh, I'm to lazy to get up. I turned around on my belly & look up my school, It's soooooo far away like 10 steps and those heavy doors that other people pass through easily & always seem to be out for my untimely death. So much for getting an education....

BUZZZZZZ.

whut. Why the hell did I bring my alarm to school?

BUZZZZZZZZ.

why is my alarm In my pocket...creepy. I slowly took the now apparently portable alarm out of my pocket and looked at it. Wait. it's just my phone. FALSE ALARM PEOPLE. I looked at the text from my bestfriend Molly.

'yo bitch where is ur lazy butt?' I cringed internally at her spelling and replied.

'Hiding somewhere that you can't find me until you learn how to spell.'

'>.<'

Well she's no help, I might just stay here forever.... Hey look it's the schools hottest guy..yay! his name is...um i dont know,i forgot, eh i'll remember it sometime and he's....coming toward me. shit. nope. PANIC MODE. I started crawling and turning around but it didn't work out, I was like Turing in circles on the steps making baby turtle noises. Attractive.

"hey." shit Riley be COOL.

"What's up?" HELL YEAH. I did it I did it! ! I am the swagamastaa.

"Do you need some help?" he chuckled & held out his hand. Awe that cute, he wants to help me up! Hold the press, what if he is just acting like he wants to help me and is secretly a pedophile? AHHH RAAAPPEEE.

"I'm not secretly a pedophile, and I'm not gonna rape you. I just was asking if you wanted help up." He said trying to hide a smile. HOLYYY CRAAAP HE CAN READ MINDS. AHH IM HERE WITH EDWARD CULLEN AND HE'S GOING TO TURN ALL SPARKLY FAIRY ON MY AND TRY TO MARRY ME!!!

"I'm not a mind reader, you just think out loud..and what the hell do you think about?"

"Um...nothing that you can prove?" He just laughed. His hand was still extended so I grabbed it and pulled my self up. hehe ours hands fit perfectly togther! lol no.

"So um...I have to kinda go get an education now." I spoke to make things less awkward. AHH HES STILL STARING AT ME, WHY ARE HIS EYES SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL??

"Yeah I have to go get one too haha, and thank you your eyes are beautiful too." He said with his 'signature smirk' and winking at me he left. I REALLLY need to stop thinking out loud, crap im still blushing, ahh I hate being a girl. I wonder how he winked like that....IMMA TRY IT.

so after a few minutes of an EPIC FAIL on winking...never again, will i ever wink.  

I decide to head to class.

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