Lenny was doing his normal work routine: standing around with his head propped on his hand pretending to wipe down the counter while he stared at boog and tried not to pass out face first on the tile. He kind of pressed down on the towel when he found a particularly crusty spot, but it was mostly subconscious as he was focused on boog. Boog was trying to set a pair of sunglasses on a display, doing some semblance of work for once, but his sweaty new jersey sausage fingers meant that every ten seconds they slid out of his grip, and he was getting pissed. This culminated in him throwing the glasses on the floor so the ultracheap plastic shattered, and grumbling off to play chimp chomp.
Lenny had to admit it was sort of mesmerizing, even though it wasnt particularly attractive. He knew he was gay, but it took a couple months to accept being attracted to a man this fucking nasty at all. His only hobby was punching literal children, for gods sake.
But it was sort of mesmerizing.
Now that he had accepted it, at least a little, it was just a matter of dating him. Boog was a fucking asshole, so lenny had to tread carefully. Imagining ways to propose a date with boog was a good way to pass the workday, though, so it was convenient.
"HEEEEYYYYY!!!!! LENNY!!!!!!!"
The doorbell jingled, and Lenny yelped, jerking upright and scrubbing hard for a few seconds until he turned his head and saw fanboy and chum chums eyes shoved directly into his.
"Augh!" Lenny bent back. Chum chum was sitting on fanboys head, and fanboy was leaning in closer. Lenny sighed, and left from behind the counter to fill up one of the frosty freezy cups.
He blinked once, and fanboy was standing directly next to him again. Lenny slapped the frosty freezy freeze into fanboys hand, and set to work on the other one, which he handed to chum chum, who let out a polite "thank you!"
Lenny, fanboy, and chum chum stood and stared at each other in silence. Fanboy and chum chum just grinned, and lenny started to sweat.
Finally, he batted his hand in the direction of the door. "Okay, you got your stuff, get out."
Fanboy and chum chum took this as more than an invitation.
"HEY LENNY!!!! WHAT WERE YA STARING AT???" They yowled in chorus, leaning farther over lenny so now he was basically lying on the floor.
"It's none of your business!!" Lenny swatted at them, and telepathically tried to will them to get out.
Fanboy leaned back and let lenny stand back up. Chum chum and fanboy both flashed a little smile, and dashed off.
The next time they interrogated him, it was three days later and Lenny was mopping, but only half mopping, thinking about maybe taking boog out to hooters or something. He probably liked that kind of weird shit, right? God, they lived together, lenny should probably already know this, but boog only ever ate straight cold cuts directly out of the pack. There wasn't a restaurant that would serve those...
Was there?
Lenny heard the doorknob jiggle, and started toward the door. The store was closed, but fanboy and chum chum didn't understand the concept of not being able to get a tasty drink, and wouldnt let him sleep until they got some.
To his mild surprise, fanboy and chum chum (who fanboy was holding in his hands) didnt immediately burst straight in, but instead remained at the door, smiling serenely.
After a brief pause, lenny gestured toward the frosty freezy freeze machine. "We're closed, so be quick about i—"
Suddenly, swiftly, fanboy and chum chum were circling him like lions. They were so short though that rather than being intimidating, lenny was able to just step out of the circle they formed and tap his mop on the ground.
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Fanfictionim dumb and i like fanboy and chum chum and making it super gay