My Life as a Unicorn

Authors Note: hi. my name is abby. I was bored and I wrote this story for fun. okay bye. :)

oh also see that there is no chapters. they're a few sentences.

Couple of Sentences One: I gallop around on the field of rainbows and lollipops. I look for all my other unicorn friends and find them eating some fruit roll grass. "FDGSDFSFDDGF," I say to them. "GHGFKHDCKHJSJKGHSDC," says my companion. We gallop into the sunset and go home.

Couple of Sentences Two: My body is glittery purple. I have a cotton candy blue mane. It blows around wildly as I gallop on the fields. I like to eat everything. I once caught myself eating my friend's leg. It was tasty. (CANNIBAL WHUT) My best friend is pink and she has a mint green mane. We like to charge at others with our horns. We treasure our horns.

Couple of Sentences Three: I am never able to put on party hats. My horn always destroys it. Sometimes being a unicorn is depressing. Humans think we don't exist but we do! Just like narwhals, humans think we are fictional characters made up by stupid children. IT HURTS OUR FEELINGS. No wonder humans aren't magical. All they do is repopulate and repopulate. Yum fruit grass.

Yeah that's all. This was like one page harharhar. Alright bye:)