shitty dads improv

i cant find the hole

in the middle of the night jasmine was sound asleep in her bed when kota was sitting on his phone in his room. kat was up smoking in her room and texted kota asking if he wanted to get food.

he replied with a yes before saying he didnt want to get out of bed and put a shirt on. kat reminded him that they had strawberries so ofc kota got his ass out of bed and walked out to the hallway.

he refused to walk downstairs until kat was there bc he has a terrible fear of the dark.

after kat met kota in the hallway they decided to walk downstairs together to eat some strawberries and carrots.

they were sitting in the kitchen eating and talking about life when olivia walked up the stairs panicked.

olivia explained to them that she couldnt find nellie. she woke up and found a polaroid picture of herself sleeping and then checked to see why nellie took it. only to find no nellie.

the group wasnt very worried for nellie right away. maybe she just went for a walk.

it wasnt until jasmine fell down the stairs that everyone got worried. kat walked over to where the noise came from to find jasmine naked on the floor.

"ow wtf" jasmine says confused as she wakes up downstairs.

olivia and kota walk over interested in what happened and olivia walks right back to the kitchen after seeing jasmines sexy body.

kota and kat helped jasmine to her feet "go put clothes on" kat said pointing upstairs.

the rest of them walk back to the kitchen. concerned wirh what happened to nellie, olivia decides to get her shoes and jacket on and go look for nellie.

kota, not knowing whether to stay with kat and jasmine or go with olivia decides to just sit in the kitchen.

"bitch come with me nellie could be dead" olivia says dragging kota outside barefoot.

completely forgetting kat and jasmine, olivia and kota make their way through alaskan woods to try to find nellie.

"ow fuck" kota says stepling on all the sticks barefoot "these sticks are almost as big as my dick"

then they hear a strange sound.

oinking.

they looked around knowing nellie was near by the sound of her mating call.

kota stopped to check his phone finding a snap from jasmine. he opened it to find a nude with the words 'where did you guys go'

he stopped to admire her while olivia kept looking.

"kota i found her" olivia yells as she sees nellie sitting in a hole oinking.

olivia goes back to grab kota and drags him to nellies hole where they both look down at her.