(SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK. ALL PRESENT EXCEPT Christina AND Corbyn)
Tatum: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
Jack: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Jonah: So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Gabriella: Wait, does he eat chalk?
(THE OTHERS STARE, BEMUSED EXCEPT FOR Y/N)
Gabriella: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
Y/n: He's probebly a player anyways.
Tatum: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to
dinner and- not having sex. And he's not a player y/n.
Y/n:i'm just saying, that hot guys are players.
Daniel: Not all guys are players. I'm not a player.
Y/n: i said HOT guys.
(EVERYBODY LAUGHS EXCEPT DANIEL. HE JUST KINDA FAKE LAUGHS ALONG)
Tatum: Anyway, its not a date.
Jonah: Sounds like a date to me.
(CUT TO SAME SET)
Jonah: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria,
and I realise I am totally naked.
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Jonah: Then I look down, and I realise there's a phone... there.
Zach: Instead of...?
Jonah: That's right.
Y/n:What The.
Jack: Never had that dream.
Gabriella: No.
Zach: Ooh i had that dream once.
(EVERYBODY LOOK SUPRISED)
Daniel: You did?
Zach: Yeah.
Y/n:Weird.
Zach: well that dosnt matter.
Y/n: it kinda does.
Jonah: Anyways. all of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
Daniel:Please say you didnt pick up.
Jonah:i did. And it turns out it's my mother, which is
very weird.
Daniel:ofcourse its weird.
Jonah:But its because- she never calls me!
Y/n: i feel u.
Tatum: Ever had that dream Zach?
Zach: No. I wish. Realy creative.
(ZACH AND JONAH GIVE EACHOTHER A HIGH-VIFE)
(CUT TO SAME SET. Corbyn HAS NOW ENTERED)
Corbyn: (MORTIFIED) Hi.Zach: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Tatum: Are you okay, sweetie?
Y/n: Tatum? (CHUCKLES)
Tatum: What i am just being nice.
(Y/N ROLLS HER EYES)
Corbyn: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled
it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Jonah: Cookie?
Tatum: (EXPLAINING TO THE OTHERS) Jess moved her stuff out today. (TO Corbyn)
Let me get you some coffee.
Jonah: Yeah for me too.
Monica: (ROLLS HER EYES)
Gabriella: Ooh! Oh! (STARTS TO PLUCK AT THE AIR JUST IN FRONT OF Corbyn)
Corbyn: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay? I'll be fine,
alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Daniel: No you don't.
Corbyn: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
Y/n: For A girl (CONFUSED)
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FanfictionThe actual friends script but then with a little twist. Its friends with Why Don't We. Its a little tiny bit different the the origenal script. But almost the same. Why Don't We and the girls are students and live in a appartement. (I have slowely...