When you eat a pineapple:
When you eat a pineapple you start to feel dizzy and you faint... You wake up on a giant kitten which licks your face. This kitten will be your constant companion for the rest of your life. He/she will also grow wings later on. Later you will walk to the leaning tower of piza and you will make it straight. The moment you make it straight you will get a disease that turns you into a transformer-llama! To cure this disease you need to take a submarine to a secret laboratory below the Sea of Japan. There you will find a tank containing nuclear tuna only fed with boiled eggplants. You need to take a scale from a nuclear tuna and swallow it. Then you will teleport to Russia where you need to plan the new Olympic Games and you will turn back into yourself. Then you will take a jet pack home and live peacefully (until you eat a potato) that's what happens when you eat a pineapple. Next story when you eat a potato
