Spideypool oneshots!

Spider and a caramel frap with a pump of vanilla, part one.

Credits to whoever made this pic, it's not mine!

Wade Wilson was walking down the street, and like usual he was covered in blood.
Feeling quite famished after a seasoned
un-aliveing, he decided to stop at the cafe on his way home.
Now, I'd like to mention that this cafe is the number one study and chill spot for college students, So it is usually crowded on weekday afternoons like this one.
The merc shoved the door open and strode in like he owned the place, though he had never been there. "Aloha fellow humans! (I think)" he exclaimed as he came to a stop at the register, behind which cowered a girl who looked to be around 16 or 17. "Yo yo yo, what's good? Can I get.. hm..." after pausing to look at the menu he looked down at the shaking girl again. "Uh, can I get a dirty chai latte with a bit of cinnamon? Also lots of creamy cream!" He exclaimed grinning so wide you could easily tell through the mask. "Um, um.. yes. Yes, I'll get that.. right away sir!" The girl stuttered shuffling away to mix his latte.
Wade turned around to lean backwards on the counter and examine the cafe. It was a very... hippie looking place if he did say so himself. A big sign on the wall read, 'the blue moose' with what looked like silver moose antlers attached. He guessed that was the name of this place. All over the walls where paintings and news paper clippings, posters and marker signatures. The place had a calming atmosphere, even though it was filled to the brim with college students who happened to still be staring at him in shock. He gave one black haired boy a little wave and he looked terrified. Wade grinned and turned around as the employee brought him his coffee. "That will be three, three thirty five sir."
"right, here you go sweetheart." Wade said, pulling out a twenty.
"Keep the change." The girl looked at him in awe as he stalked to a booth in the very corner of the place, the only empty one.
Suddenly, young looking boy stood abruptly, and sped out of the cafe. Wade watched him as he left, admiring his perfect features. A toned body, with a super hot jawline. Cute little lips and big brown eyes, topped off with a button nose and a bubble butt.
"Shit!" The boy exclaimed as he tripped on his shoelace, and after he tied it he sprinted out of the cafe, ignoring the strange looks he received.