Book of one shots????

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"Damn, I thought I'd make it in time." 

Emi cursed as she had just missed her train. Lord did she hate her boss. Tsunade who gave her assistant; Shizune, a long deserved vacation wanted a new assistant and Emi who just had started off as an intern got the job the second Tsunade sniffed out Emi's presence. 

"It'll be easy , she said . Don't worry, she said . SHE FORGOT TO WARN ME ABOUT HER ALCOHOLISM . SHE DRINKS MORE THAN MY GRANDPA . DAMMIT SHIZUNE , COME BACK." 

"Um... Is something the matter ?" questioned a very becoming man . Emi apologised and continued to plainly stare at the man ...she had definitely seen him somewhere . 

"No , sorry for shouting............. S'cuse me , um....Do you know Itachi Uchiha ?" . When she saw his obsidian eyes widen she knew she hit bingo .

" why do you assume I know him? " inquired the becoming man.

"You have the same eyes as the Uchiha's. I've spent a lot of time with them so.....I'm sorry if I creeped you out ." Emi looked apologetic but the man simply shook his head and smiled

THUMP THUMP THUMP

That was the sound of Emi's heart racing . 'Not gonna lie , he's cute.......he's very cute' 

"I do know him but ever since he's modeling a lot of people ask me his number and..... ask my number in return. And well anyone can make out an Uchiha in konoha . We all look exactly the same" he said sweetly.

'not you though, you seem to be extremely smexy.' Emi's slightly ~perverted~ mind started jogging. 

" I'm Shisui, pleased to meet you" he winked .

WEDDING BELLS RING IN THE DISTANCE

'OH SHIT OH SHIT' ..

"nIcE tO mEeT yOu tOo   , IMEMI " blurted out the twitter patted Emi. She was very nervous, she hadn't seen such a handsome male ever since......NEVER . She did date Emado for a while but when she found out he cheated on her with Benio and got her pregnant well things had to be left off , but nonetheless their kid is adorable. 

"Do you want a ride home? I could order a cab for the both of us. Where do you live? If it's near my place we both could share a cab . I wouldn't want such a pretty lady to be alone outside anyway." his eyes turned to hers and she could see it gleaming with playfulness . Shiui wanted to take the train home but he didn't know that the lords would shine upon him and send him a shining beauty . 

'You want to play huh, well surprise moterfooker I'm pretty good at it too' 

"Ah sure , but instead of dropping me at my place how about we go to yours . Drink some adult juice and chat through the night " Emi was nervous but she really did not want to leave him . Shisui was taken back by her straightforwardness but he liked it ....a lot . 

" I do have work tomorrow though" Emi put in thoughtfully .

Shisui leaned in and whispered in his low smexy voice 

" Wouldn't it be unfortunate if somehow you fell ill and couldn't go to work ,hm? " 

Emi's eyes glowed with mischief ; " Ah yes that would be quite unfortunate."

---------Emi's workplace---------

"WHERE THE HELL IS EMI ????????!!!!!!!  I NEED MY MORNING 'COFFEE' AND WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TODAY ??? "  Tsunade  screamed .

" Tsunade-sama , Emi's called in sick " 

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