It was early morning when Phreddy awoke. 1pm. He was drifting across the pond lazily in his somehow pink lilypad. For whatever reason he had woken up really early today. He'd drank lots of booze the night before so he couldn't quite figure out why.
The sun shon down on the day bastard almost frowning at the pathetic excuse of life below him. Pheddy was mad cool though so that didn't matter.
With a bit of effort Phreddy sat back upright to look around the pond. Noone else was there. Phreddy grew a confused look on his nose realising this, I mean who was gonna gethim his 20 nuggie share box for dinner.
This cause Phreddy to panic. No more nuggies. No more nuggies. It was so terrifying to him that it took him another 15 mins to notice the water around him was bright blue. And the trees obnoxious yellow.
Phreddy raised his hopper leggies in shock. He knew what this meant. Those fucking rhinocerousels had started a nuclear war.
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Phreddy Phrog
HorrorSo there's nuclear war and good ol Phreddy Phrog slept through it cause he's a bit lazy.
