The True King (Izuku - King Of The Monsters Rewrite)

Chapter 4

————3rd POV————
'Ah, what a beautiful day, birds are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these, people like the me, should be talking with a hybrid between a mouse, dog and bear,................... wait what?'

———A few moments earlier———
"Fuck me, why do have to do this" Izuku said

When a young man is walking down on a school path, without taking a bath, before doing that, without any bother, from his mother, and now he has to go to school, which is filled with fools

"Lucky that I don't have to do the entrance exam, I'm too much of a sloth to do that, but why though? Maybe because I simply beat up one of the top dogs of the heroine society" Izuku said to himself

He walks upstairs, walking through every school halls one by one, trying to find his classroom

Once he found it, he stands right in front of the door which is oddly huge, he opens it, and met with...

...silence

"What on earth?" Izuku, seeing literally no one inside the classroom, he quickly closes the door, with a Sullivan expression on his face

"Hello darkness my old friend, I came to see you here again" Izuku hummed, smiling with tears running down on his face

'I'm lost'

"Hello there young man, why are you crying in here?" He heard a voice behind him

Izuku turns around, still crying, said

"Ah, it's nothing, I'm just a stray lizard that everyone abandoned" Izuku said

The mysterious person turns out to be Nezu

"Ah, I see, would you like to have a cup of tea" She offered

"*Sniff* Yes of course"

———A few minutes later———
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT MA WAIFU DIO IS INFERIOR TO YOUR WAIFU SHREK!"

"THAT IS THE TRUTH, SHREK IS THE SEXIEST, THICC-EST, STRONGEST WAIFU IN THE EXISTENCE OF THE MULTIVERSE" Nezu yelled back

"OH YEAH, HOW ABOUT WE SOLVE THIS BY-"

"UNO!" Nezu cut Izuku

"FINE!" Izuku replied

———A few minutes later———
"I SACRIFICE THE CHARIZARD, TO SUMMON THE DARK MAGICIAN, IN ATTACK POSITION, DESTROY HER BATTLE OX" Izuku yelled

"AHHHHHHHH" Nezu yelled in her imaginary pain

"With this, I end my turn" Izuku said, smirk in satisfaction

"*Panting* I maybe have 10 life points left, but you just triggered my trap card!" Nezu said

"I ACTIVATE MY CREDIT CARD" Nezu yelled

Izuku gasped

"With this, I'm able to increase my life points to 9999999, and replace my entire deck with premium cards" Nezu said, holding many golden cards in his hand

"NO! THAT'S ILLEGAL!" Izuku said

"SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE LOOT BOXES" Nezu holding a golden looking box

"W-What?" Izuku

Nezu brings out the key from her pocket, and unlocks the loot box she has in her hand

"With 0.000001% chance, this box will give me all the parts of the forbidden one"

Then Nezu opens it, she scowled, she used four more loot boxes, and still get the same card she got in her first loot box's opening

"I-I summon, the right arm of the forbidden one" Nezu said, embarrassed

"....What?"

"I didn't get all of them alright, my bank account is empty, I end my turn"

"H-Hm, if you used it, then I shall also use my credit card!" Izuku said, holding out the credit card he stole from Nemuri's safe

"I shall sacrifice this credit card, and summon the one and the only, SHAGGY" Izuku said, holding the card

"And I shall sacrifice everything on my deck, to activate the ultimate card, Ultra Instinct Shaggy"

"N-NANI" Nezu yelled

"SHAGGY, USE SCOOBY FIST AND FIST HER" And that said, Shaggy use the technique and fist Nezu so hard that cracks began to appear on her hybrid asshole

"NANI, BA-BAKANA, KONO NEZU WA, KONO NEZU WAAAAAA!!!"

*BOOM*

She exploded

———In real world———

"I-Impossible, how could I, Nezu, be defeated by a lizard" Nezu exclaimed

"Haha, I won" Izuku cheered for himself

"So my waifu is better than yours-"

"So you stole my credit card huh" Nemuri said behind him, Izuku flinched, he turns around, seeing her crazy face

"U-Um, Nemuri, I-I didn't do it, U-Um, TEKASHI 6IX9INE STOLE IT"

Then they heard a voice from afar

"IZUKU STOLE IT!!!"

"So you lied to me, well then, what should I do to you back home, maybe I will decide later, but I'm looking forward to it" She said, in a happy tone

"So you stayed here the whole time huh, no wonder why I didn't see you in the quirk assessment test" The sleepy ash, Aizawa said, making Izuku sweating nervously

"It's okay, Aizawa, I let this slide, since he provided me so much entertainments in this battle, so, forgive him, and also, Izuku, I can't help you with the situation you're in with Nemuri, sorry"

"............fuck me" Izuku said

"Granted" Nemuri replied

————To be continued————