i was required to do this story as an assignment lmao(excluding the funni cuss wor.ds) ((but im putting it in uhhh fanfic form i have no idea))
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Shuichi wakes up, and tries to go back to sleep. But then kaede bursts in. She yells at him "WAKE UP YOU EMO BUFFOON!!!!!! IT'S ALREADY NOON. Sorry for yelling." Shuichi being the emo bitch he is, gets up and sighs in a very low emo tone. fucking emo bi
He walks over to Kaede and slaps her. She fucking dies on the spot. No cap. Fucking emo woman abuser.
Well, you could at least say she was Kaedead ahaha.
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Sorry.
Anyway,
"Crap... I killed my wife...." Shuichi says.
He wasn't about to get caught near a body, so he got the fu,ck outta there. He walks out of his dorm to Kokichi getting absolutely bitch slapped by Maki. Fuckin rip lmao. He walks over to them and asks, "What is going on?"
Maki replies, "The daily rat beating."
Kokichi was literally pleading for his emo "bf" to help him. But instead of helping, he smiles and says "Oh okay, go ahead then. Have fun!!" as he waves to them and walks away. He only said that because Kokichi *indeed* was a rat. Fucking gay ass, clown lookin, rat lookin ass.
He was walking until he fucking runs into Angie. Oh god. Help him. Please.
Angie was about to spit her fax about fuckin uhh... atua???? was that the name?? But anyway. He interrupts her by saying "No. Please. I'm gonna lose it if you say any more of this Atua bull." And walks away. Because he was speaking the truth. He was bout to actually lose it. As he was walking, he didn't wanna run into anyone else.
Yet he didn't run into anyone else, he ran into something.
A fucking mirror???
It was probably a motive for murder, but fuck it. He looks into it, and sees something haunting.
His face turns pale to the sight.
What was looking back at him in the glass was... a clown. He had the realization. Face the facts Shuichi. YOU are the gay clown. The fucking gay ass, clown lookin, emo lookin ass.
"N-No... no...no no no no nO NO NO NOOO NOOOOO NoOOOOOOOOOO-" He was practically screaming his head off.
As initial reaction, he starts running. He couldn't see anything but you know damn well he was fuckin zooming. Like, Hajime running zooming. Pretty funky and fast. But, he suddenly skrrrts to a stop. He sees that bitch ass mother fucker Kokichi.
"Niishishi-" Kokichi says, but Shuichi is done. He's just done. He can't. He can't deal with him. So he keeps running.
'Til he hears funny BIG noise. BIG!!!!!!!
It... sounded like a frying pan? Hitting something? So Shuichi stops and starts turning to look behind him. Just as he does, he gets knocked out by the frying pan. But who?? Who hit him? With a frying pan no less?
It was Kai.
WHAT THE FUCK KAI GO BACK TO UR GAME FUCKING GOOOOO GOOOO G
