"How to fucking hide a corpse?"
The thought kept running through her head as she stared at her philosophy teacher. She was so close to murder him, she swore she would do it if he kept it up.
She already hated him, from the beginning. She was waiting for another excuse to kill him. She wanted him to slip up, to taunt her again so she could do what she was craving to carry out.
Her first thought was to give him a blow to the head with a blunt object, bury him in a certain location and then move him to a different location and bury him again. But it wouldn't work out, it would be traced back to her if a body were to be discovered. She couldn't use her car, the body would leave DNA evidence in the trunk of the vehicle.
Second option: cut him up and feed him to animals. Not a viable option either. Where would she cut him? How? With what weapon? It takes hours to cut off the limbs of a human being. And what about the blood? Blood leaves stains behind, even if you clean it up with bleach. Even if the human eye can't see it, it's still there. To use him as food for animals? Nope. If the farmer or owner sees something weird it can start an investigation, and boom, an investigation is opened. And it can be traced back to her.
Third option? To burn him, to make him feel excruciating pain while he gets scorched. But it also leaves evidence. The smell of burning flesh and hair are bound to draw attention at some point. Fire doesn't completely destroy the human body, the bones stay intact. Based on the bones and the victim's dental record it can be known who the murdered is. For the fire to work, she should get rid of his teeth and bones. Grab a pair of pliers, take out his teeth and then maybe dispose of them in the sea. For the bones? Maybe sand them, but it would take too long and in mid process it can be discovered.
Fourth option in her mental list would be to dissolve him in acid. But guess what? Not an option either. It would be suspicious to order a metal barrel and litres and litres of acid. Besides, acid leaves evidence if not left there to rest long enough. It does destroy bones, but what if they find him and the body is half dissolved? It can be traced back to her.
Fifth option, here we go. This way isn't very pleasing, but then again the bones would still be there to get rid of. This one is a no-no. Why did it even cross her mind?
The last and perhaps the best option would be to hire a yacht, take him to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, crush his head with a hammer or something or maybe shoot him -but, like, with what gun?-, and throw him in the ocean. The flesh would be eaten by fish and sharks and the pressure of the ocean would make sure to break the bones. The human bones can't take the pressure of the ocean, it breaks them slowly, cracking them until they turn to dust and become one with the sand. Plus, an investigation would be difficult. People can't go that deep for too long because the pressure would kill them and machines still don't really resist that much time under all that pressure.
But all of that would take too much time and effort. And a waste of money. And everything can be traced back to her.
Maybe she should drop out of his class and perhaps spare his life. Or maybe not.
Who knows.