Funny Love (Funtime Freddy X Bon Bon) [DISCONTINUED]

.·°>Chapter 1<°·.

     "Another party Fred? You  sure are getting popular around the young ones," Baby came up to Freddy and handed him his mic.

     "Yeah! It is unbelievable! I mean, who wouldn't love a guy like myself? Eh!?" Freddy grabbed the mic and did a proud pose. Baby just shook her head and laughed.

     "Well, don't get too full of yourself. You might pull a wire again. Foxy didn't let that go for weeks," Baby waved goodbye and left.

     "Oh, who cares what that dumb ol' fox thinks? Unlike him, I have a show today!" Freddy stretched and walked to his own personal stage. He got in his spot and powered down, deciding it would be best to rest up before the show started.

     As usual, employees came and rolled him out of the building and into the party truck. In the truck, he was strapped into his own cubby to prevent damages. Each of his friends had one to accommodate to their size and Freddy was all too pleased to have one to himself.

    The engine to the truck roar to life, and after a quick jolt, they were off on the road.

     Where ever this party was being held, it seemed to be long ways away. Even without a clock or a watch, Freddy knew it had been a good hour from when they left the shop. He could feel the boredom ticking away at him as he waiting for the familiar sounds of the employees shutting their doors and then finally opening the large door that opened to the trunk.

    

     Freddy groaned as he felt this journy would never end. It must of been half an hour since he decided they have been on the road for an hour.

     His long journy was quickly over after that as he heard the people in the front get out. Freddy straightened up and turned off, trying not to look suspicious.

     As usual, they started getting all the party decorations out before him. But they would always save the best for last! That is what Freddy always tells himself.

     Freddy felt the buckles around become unbuckled. This is where they would turn him on so they dont have to struggle with taking him out of the cubby. He weighed like a ton compared to them.

     The taller of the two employees reached behind Freddy's ear and pushed a button almost completely hidden. Of course, this was just a formality as Freddy has the free will to turn himself on and off.

    He always went with it and put on his award winning face and laughed down at the employee, "Well hello there birthday boy! You ready for raa-a-adical party!?"

     The employee just shook his head and sighed, "Not the birthday boy this time, I don't get paid enough.."

     The two employees lead Freddy out of the truck and into the back of a makeshift stage. There, they stayed so that if a kid decides to wonder on in, they could be rushed out with little problem.

     The downside of it is that Freddy would have to pretend he is on rest mode. He is just so eager to just meet all those small children!

     A few minutes passed and there was voices. Freddy didn't hear any of the normal small and shrill voices. Maybe it is a quiet crowd? Freddy thought nothing of it and decided he would for sure make all those little ones writhel in laughter.

     Someone was on stage announcing, "Alright you party animals! We have someone very special here just to see all of you. And he isn't going to forget our birthday boy is he? Introducing, your favorite bear, Freddy!"

     That was his cue, he straightened up and walked through the curtains. Freddy struggled to keep the cheery smile on his face when he saw not what he was expecting, teenagers. Angsty, brutal, cold hearted teenagers.

     Freddy shook it away, this was a party after all! "Hey there kids! I see you all are having a wii-i-i-ild time! How about we start this party off with some amazing jokes!"

     It was dead silent. Freddy waited for a response but got cold, hard glares.

     "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Freddy clearly could be seen holding in his laughter. The teens just looked at eachother in disgust.

     Freddy roared out with laughter, "To get to Circus Baby's Pizzeria of course!" The only laughter was from the bear on stage.

     After a few horrible jokes surrounded around the pizzeria, the presumed birthday boy yelled out, "Stop with the jokes! Let's open gifts." The others seemed to agree and gathered around a smallish table.

     Freddy liked this part as he was able to go down and give a gift to the special lady or man. He was lead down by an employee who quickly gave him a pink gift bag. They ran out of blue from what Freddy had overheard.

     "Alright birthday boy! You get a special gift from Freddy, me! As tradition of Circus Baby's Pizzeria, you must open this present first!" Freddy handed the teen the little bagged present. The teen cringed, "Oh wow, pink, not like I will be made fun of for years after this..."

     The teen opened it and pulled out a Circus Baby's Pizzeria t-shirt. The teen faked smiled and put it back in the bag, "Thaaanks..I will just keep it right over here for later."

     The other gifts were much better than the one Freddy had to give. Now it was time for cake. The teens knew this was the last thing before they can go.

     A new thing Freddy was "programmed" with is that he could safely and perfectly cut even slices for everyone who wanted a piece. Freddy was given the knife and walked over to cut.

     After all the cake was handed out, Freddy placed the caked knife down by the empty plate. The birthday boy sat right there, eating his cake. Freddy noticed that there was frosting on his cheek.

     "Uh oh! There seems to be a little bit of frosting on your cheek! Let me get that for you!" Freddy reached out his right hand to his face.

     Time seemed to slow as the boy freaked out, grabbed the knife, and slashed out at Freddy's outstretched hand....

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