Woody wakes up with no recollection of what happened the previous night he hears a yawn and turns around to see buzz lightyear besides him, woody stares at him until he wakes up and when he does buzz smirks and says " good morning beautiful" even though woody didn't remember how he got there and those words turned him on to the max. When buzz realises he wore socks to bed he looked down to kick them off he realises woody has a massive boner buzz runs to the bathroom thinking this was only meant to be a one night stand and Jesse will kill him if he takes it any further he opens the shower curtains to reveal mr bean with his TeDdY. Buzz screams as woody rushes in no one remembers what the fuck went in last night but teddy was torn to pieces in mr beans arms woody and buzz comfort him and they flush 'TEdDy down the toilet as mr bean says his goodbyes when mr bean leaves woody rushes to find his cowboy hat and finds yoghurt on the floor and since he's hungover he eats it he thinks it tastes weird but he carries on but before he goes he takes a secret pregnancy test that buzz didn't know about and when it's positive he stabs himself and when buzz rushes in woody says "there's a snake in my boot" buzz replies with " to infinity and beyond" and woody takes his lady's breath and closes his eyes as he passes away. Buzz , so upset from everything that has happened he jumps off the balenster and dies to be with woody and their child in hell because there gay and god doesn't like gays
(That was a joke don't take it seriously)
This took way to long, goodbye!
