Meeting because Muzan wants to kidnap Tanjiro and get him in bed and you should know the rest ;))))
Mitsuri: Oh my! That can't happen to dear Tanjiro! Poor Tomioka will be left lonely.
Shinobu: I agree. If Tanjiro is gone, Giyuu will be left lonely with no friends. And he is going through his emo phase at the same time.
Tokito: So why are we here again?
*After 30 minutes of arguing on what to do*
Zenitsu: *Screaming the heck out of his soul because Inosuke wants to pick a fight*
Shinobu: This won't end well. I'll be lecturing them for a while. Tell me what you guys decide later~
*Michael Jackson comes out of nowhere*
Rengoku: Do we attack or--
Muzan: Before you even do anything, just know I already
have Tanjiro with me. *disappears because this story makes no logical sense*
*going back to 20 mins ago*
Muzan: Hi can i kidnap u for plot? Writer has no idea what to put so let me kidnap u
Tanjiro: Okei what gonna happen?
Muzan: idk see in next chapter
Tanjiro: okei
*Bacc to present*
Gayuu: Well, let me know if Tanjiro dies. I'm gonna go find some ropes (to commit die jkjkjk)
Iguro: Oi, come back. Your husband is gonna die if you don't save him.
Gayuu: Don't you have better things to do like fuck Mitsuri?
Mitsuri: *extreme tomato face* Hey! That has never happened before!
Shinobu: Okay I'm bac- Oh my god why the heck is Mitsuri more red than the hell flower? (red spider lily)
Sanemi: Apparently Iguro has been fucking Mitsuri.
Shinobu: Zenitsu has been fucking Nezuko. So we have 2 people on the fucked list.
*After Iguro and Giyuu finish arguing *
Zenitsu: Has anyone seen Tanjiro?
Rengoku: He got kidnapped by Muzan.And no one wants to go and save him because they are scared of walking in on something.
Tokito: I never said I was scared of walking in on something, or did I..?
Mitsuri: You're still young yo undestand. I'll tell you when you're older ^^
Tokito: I'm not dumb you fuckhead. I said I wasn't scared of walking in on something.
Shinobu: Well this is going somewhere.
*After Mitsuri lectures Tokito and tells him to be more mindful of his words*
Shinobu: Can we plan on saving Tanjiro now?
Gayuu: Okay but before anything else, just know that I'm gay so if I see anything that turns me on,dont be surprised.
Rengoku: That's nice to know. Though we didn't need you to tell us since we already found out.
Iguro: I won't be surprised if you end up fucking Tanjiro one day.
Giyuu: I'll die alone and as a virgin.
Iguro: I highly doubt.
Giyuu: At least I hadn't fucked anyone.
Iguro: Now, I require proof to know that you hadn't fucked anyone.
Shinobu: *Smack Iguro and Giyuu bc they keep arguing* Can we plan out now?
They both nod.
Okay sorry for any errors its literally 2am rn and i still have slight fever--
I also dunno what to write :)
YOU ARE READING
Kny things ;)
RomanceWelllll this is for friends to read so I would appreciate if if you dont read it TwT Includes the ships I support :)
