cursed one shots

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Your asshole can stretch up to 8 inches. Raccoons can fit into spaces as small at 4 inches. Must I continue?

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You're asleep, you've just gotten out of the shower, too lazy to put your clothes back on you lay naked on your bed.
It's late and a raccoon decided that this time would be perfect to raid your home for whatever it can find. After eating quite some stuff in the kitchen it walks into your room, it's still hungry and looking for food to take back to it's den. It crawls under the covers with you and notices something, a small hole that looks like it could be stretched, maybe there's some food in there?

It begins attempting to worm it's way in. You stir a little but don't wake up, you're too tired.
The raccoon manages to get in, inside it's dark, warm and it smells horrible. The walls feel constricting against the raccoon's tiny form but it continues to search. It has to bring food back for it's young. It worms further and runs into something soft and sticky, yet firm. It immediately recognises that this is the source of the foul smell inside the hole. Still starved it takes a bite.

The texture is disgusting but it's not the worst the raccoon ever had. It continues eating, resisting the urge to stop. Eventually the creature is full. Finally, it grabs a chunk and stuffs it in it's mouth for it's young. It crawls out of the hole and shakes it's fur to get whatever dirt was in there out. Then, it leaves. It knew it would have to come back soon, that strange small hole had been a great source of food.

The next morning you wake up, there's a sharp pain at your lower back. But you shrug it off and walk into the kitchen to grab breakfast.

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Weird how I refuse to write smut or even fanfiction but write this without hesitation